SmackDown’s Intercontinental Champion, John Morrison, made a special appearance on “The Abraham Washington Show” Tuesday night. Morrison, who is a former ECW Champion, and the talk show host discussed the exciting events going on in WWE this week, including the “Decade of SmackDown” celebration which airs Friday, and Sunday’s Hell in a Cell, where he’ll defend his gold against Dolph Ziggler. Then, Morrison’s brash, cocky pay-per-view challenger interrupted the critically-acclaimed talk show. But before Ziggler could offer his opinion, Washington informed him they were just out of time, and Morrison and WWE Hall of Famer Tony Atlas bid a, “Good night, Mr. Ziggles!”

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madrid, spain….. is definitely a city in the world
Friday, September 25, 2009, 09:02 AM

madrid, spain

a place, im guessing, that is full of jon morisson’s relatives. how else would there be so many signs and faux furs (the pronunciation is foe, as in miz has a really played out, semi-rebellious(10 years ago) faux- hawk).

in much more important news, i decided to have some pasta, therefore, snapping my streak of carb-free years (i havent had a carb since 2004).

because of a lack of an adapter,(until literally moments ago, thank you airport 350% mandatory markup). (Good thing they had change for a thousand)i was unable to share my wit and wisdom, and hatred for all who are posers (no offense, morisson)….. (no REALLY, the fans LOVE you, it has NOTHING to do with their hatred for me (my ocean -blue eyes rolling).

now i am off to my private beach in nice, france (totally not joking about the private beach), to enjoy the view (ladies in swimsuits, mostly bottoms only), and let france enjoy the view……(youre welcome)

until next time, just hold your breath (like you all do when i walk past you in the gym, no offense- EVERYONE EVER)

p.s as i typed this i did calf raises (not that i needed to)

dz

nice, france (pronounced neese, grow up!)
Friday, September 25, 2009, 07:39 PM

dolph ziggler vs. jon morisson for the intercontinental championship started off the show tonight in nice, france! it was a packed house, and one of the hottest crowds i have seen in a long time (not hot like me, hot as in loud)

somehow, the much more feminine of the two superb athletes (yes i called him superb, almost in my league), pulled out a win, and retained his title, once more (can you say; TRANSITIONAL CHAMPION? you got lucky once, it sure as hell wont happen again!) NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU MORISSON, EXCEPT WHERE YOUR NEXT HAIR APPOINTMENT IS, SO THE WWE UNIVERSE CAN WAIT OUTSIDE AND(4 hours later, (dont forget the sideburns)) THROW A BIG BUCKET OF RED PAINT ON YOUR FUR JACKET!

(RELAX DOLPH, COUNT BACKWARDS FROM 1000, USING ONLY PRIME NUMBERS) (30 SECONDS LATER), DONE!

ok im back, tomorrow i travel to beautiful paris….. its so easy to put paris and beautiful in the same sentence, as we were made for eachother (paris hilton, of course). two humble braniacs, who grew up in lower class families, and after clawing our way to the top, we are reaching the peak of our potential at the same time, talk about a power(25) couple!

long story short, i just drank a bottle of coke, thats right, a REAL GLASS BOTTLE (DIET COKE, obviously! SOMEONE watches carbs….. no offense ANYONE WHO’S NOT ME!) pretty awesome, huh? i knew france was know for SOMETHING…..

anyways, time to go watch some paint dry, or morisson tapes (whichever is more significant) and no, i am not flexing….. im just that damn hot!

DZT…DZT…DZT

encore in paris tonight! (the town,sickos!)
Sunday, September 27, 2009, 10:52 AM

dolph quite easily defeated jimmy wang yang last night, in paris, in front of 15,000 screaming (and fainting, but i will get to that later) fans! the crowd was electric, as was i(no surprise there….)

before the show, your hero (MEEEEEEE!) had an autograph signing at the toys ‘r us in paris! of course record breaking crowds attended, but something else happened. now it is very normal to have 30 or 40 of the ladies in line to faint, drop to their knees (begging me to marry them), or attempt to murder me and wear my skin s their own. after a big commotion in line, i realized it was a young boy that had fallen down. odd, but not surprising, as i am a big star allover the world, yada yada yada….. it turns out, that a young lady (roughly 35 years of age, and i use the term ROUGHLY, literally) had pushed the boy down to see yours truly! the boy then hit his head, and was unconscious for a few minutes, but then he turned out to be ok (he asked if i could win 2 intercontinental titles at hell in the cell(tm)

so, long story handsome (not short), my very tiny and humble ego remained in tact, and that lady who knocked over the child to see me, is disgusting! do you have any idea how many germs are on little kids??? esecailly dirty french ones???? (sends shivers down my sculpted back)

til next time, always purell!

dolph (your new intercontinental champion), (oops, that was from a week in the future)

WARNING: SHOW STOLEN….. suspect is considered extremely handsome!
Monday, September 28, 2009, 12:22 AM

dolph here, one last night in paris (i think that is the title of one of my home movies)…… ZOOT ALURE! haha (no offense)

once again the show was stolen, and i know it sounds like im repeating myself, but its a damn fact! (unlike pizza being invented in france). what a hell of a bout between myself and jon morisson tonight! (dont i make him look fat) i know the fans paid for the seats, but they didnt even need them (ok, well maybe the edge) it was a back and forth battle riddled with collegiate style wrestling, monseuir ziggles chants (theres always a few bad apples spoiling it for the bunch), and and all around awesomeness!

Once again, i was way ahead on points, witty remarks, winks from the ring girl, and panties thrown into the ring, and yet again morisson stumbles away with my title! i will be staying up late tonight; making room in my luggage for my long awaited piece of wwe jewelry (not a cryme tyme grill), my intercontinental title! (im gonna look so tan, when i have the leather part of the title bleached white, like the OLD shawn michaels….. no offense.

this sunday at the hell in a cell pay per view, you are going to witness a unique match that the wwe universe has never seen…. and may never see again! i promise (not you, the people with so much time on their hands in between quoting family guy, and not getting phone calls from girls, that youre reading my blog) that this match will be one for the ages, and if morisson is lucky, he will get another match with me (a return title match….. as the challenger)

i wonder which of my latex vests goes with GOLD…..

over and out from the smelliest area in the world, (no not you; pittsburgh, jersey, rosie o’donnells dr. scholls,or even big shows bathroom on his bus), you know where. wiiiiiiink!

I AM PERFECTION………. I AM PERFECTION

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Justin Roberts brought out Pat Patterson, the first IC champion. Patterson cut a promo in French. As Patterson was about to introduce John Morrison, out came Dolph Ziggler. Patterson said he was in Montreal the day earlier, and he talked to alot of people. Patterson said no one asked about Ziggler. Patterson said with luck, he could become the IC champion. Ziggler cracked jokes about Patterson’s age. Ziggler said he thought Patterson was dead. Ziggler said how could they waste valuable PPV time on someone no one remembers. Ziggler continued to dog Patterson. Ziggler called Patterson a coward and then struck the WWE hall of famer. Ziggler came back in the ring to hit him again, but he was saved by Morrison.

-Gerweck.net

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“The Guru of Greatness” secured his first win as Intercontinental Champion, hitting Charlie Haas with the ever-explosive Starship Pain. After the bell, a very unhappy Dolph Ziggler – upset about Morrison being given a title opportunity after he had earned that distinction himself – decided to interrupt. When The Friday Night Delight proposed that they have Ziggler’s title match right away, the brash Superstar informed him that his title opportunity will be on his terms.

In other news, during a backstage segment, WWE Women’s Champion got herself quite the handful of “Mr. Ziggles” booty. In what seems to be a plot to break up the pair of Maria and Dolph, Layla was hiding in the shadows and recording the entire thing. Who knows what will happen in this crazy love triangle… or is it a square?

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Dolph Ziggler def. Slam Master J

Clad in leather and leopard print, the braggadocios Dolph Ziggler brought his cocky attitude — and his impressive skills — to “WWE Superstars” on Thursday night. While the Hollywood, Fla., native has had his sights set on the Intercontinental Championship for months, he stayed focused on his opponent, Slam Master J, in the ring tonight. Controlling the action with his aggressive offense, Ziggler kept Cryme Tyme’s crony down and grabbed himself another victory. In his “Palace of Wisdom,” Intercontinental Champion John Morrison was definitely taking notes on this contest.

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