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beautiful puerto rico….getting the rub from me!
Friday, September 4, 2009, 03:53 PM ESTwell, well, well…..
here we are again. dolph traveling the globe, while you sit at home, eating the mac and cheese your mom made for you!
the expected tropical storm, obviously saw me coming and ran the hell away (cant blame it). a great day for everyone at the beach (youre welcome), and now i am looking forward to a delicious meal (yo quiero taco bell).
cant wait to delight these fans, and steal the show, like i always do, but maybe in a different way tonight…..
MARK my words (no offense), i will have the match of the night!
with day 1 halfway over and 2 more to go, i have nothing more to say but, “SOOOO MANY LATINAS…… SOOO LITTLE TIME!”
- i am perfection
dolph’s puerto rican tour, day dos!
Saturday, September 5, 2009, 12:14 PM ESThola,
after a great show for an almost as deserving crowd, i did everything i said i would (no suprise), except for capturing that elusive intercontinental title! morrison weaseled his way out of a 3rd straight win over him, by yours truly!
early morning cardio, ab workout (as if i need it), then all the egg whites left on the island. (note to self: remind jon morrison, its a wrestling match, not dancing with the stars! (how the hell did i lose to this guy??? probably jet lag…..)
a rainy and overcast day, probably mother nature mourning dolph’s loss. sorry mi madre, p.s. make sure when i win my title match,morrison is on the next flight to the “so you think u can dance” auditions)
no wonder my blog’s get more hits than chris brown going back to school to play football for oregon (watch espn, and e! news daily, to unravel that little gem) ZING!
tonight i plan on beating the **** out of morrisson, as well as bringing that intercontinental title back with me to hollywood, florida (so much classier than puerto REEK-0)
remember ladies, “when i said we, you know i meant ME! and when i said sweet, i meant dirty!
DZ
last day in puerto rico…. sorry ladies!
Monday, September 7, 2009, 09:40 AM ESTtoday is the last day of a beautiful puerto rican tour (youre welcome)
after a weekend of beating up john morisson, soaking up the sun, and being adored at every turn (nothing new), its time to hit the beach one more time, then hit the road!
such a beautiful view all weekend (for everyone who looked up into my penthouse suite window) and the beaches werent too bad, either!
the rest of the day will be spent picking pieces of the arena roof, out of my hair. apparently, it blew off sometime between my entrance, and the ending bell of my match! as long as there are plenty of women to turn me over as i bask in the sun (like a sexy human rotisserie) i will be atleast as tan, if not even more of a bronze god, when i return to the ‘states’
well, any more time spent filling you in, and i will have to charge you for the whole hour (50,000.00)
please enjoy the clips and pics of your boy john morisson, holding the title and such, because he only has 6 more days and you will have your new poster boy for the wwe…..( no pictures please)
i am… well, you know!