Valentine’s Day is fast approaching. If you look back on WWE history, you’ll see all sorts of romantic pairings. Some were matches made in heaven, some had us scratching our heads and some had us racing to the toilet. A lot of memorable moments have involved popular divas and another superstar. Stephanie and Triple H, Trish and Vince, Lita and Matt Hardy (and Edge), Stacy and Test, the list goes on. So what about Michelle? Chuck and Jamie, sure it was interesting, but there wasn’t that much going on. Yes, Jamie is a very nice, Southern gentleman, but his eyes wandered. And Chuck.. well.. flowers can only get you so far, Mr. Wife Beater.

After glancing over the current roster, I picked out a few guys to be potential bachelors for Michelle McCruel. But before we get to the final three, here’s a look at some of the superstars who didn’t quite make the cut:

Jack Swagger The All-American American and the All-American Girl? Even though he’s a fellow Okie, the verdict is he should get smacked for ripping off Michelle’s nickname instead of a goodnight kiss.

Edge He’s hot. That’s all. And sadly for Michelle’s standards, it’s not enough.

John Morrison He looks pretty good, but when a man takes longer than his lady to get ready, it presents a huge problem.

Chris Jericho They’re both pretty full of themselves and certainly aren’t afraid to speak their minds. Therein lies the issue. While the arguing could be funny on television, it might get tiring to see them fight over who’s better. (Michelle’s better, in case anybody was wondering.)

The Undertaker With all the black Michelle’s been wearing, it wouldn’t be a far walk to the dark side. They’re both dominant forces, and while Josie may cheer on the inevitable heavy eye make up, the fear of Michelle dying her hair black makes this a no go.

Triple H The King and Queen of Smackdown. However, the thought of Michelle being future endeavored via the boss’s daughter is enough to send Hunter back to the singles’ line.

Shelton Benjamin Even though they’re both some of the most gifted athletic competitors in the ring, I’m not sure either of them could benefit from the other’s presence.

Dolph Ziggler It almost pains me to type this, but for a certain someone it’d be the perfect fairytale story. Sorry Josie, but this one’s going to have to remain in your dreams and your dreams only.

Without any further ado, ladies and gentlemen, McCool fans of all ages… here are my top three picks for potential on-screen suitors:

Bachelor #1: Randy Orton. He’s tall, he’s dark, he’s handsome and he’s a big ol’ jerk. A third generation star could use a little first generation McCool. With Michelle’s new found mean streak, surely she has the power to control the Legend Killer suffering (or not suffering, depending on how you look at it) from IED. Picture it, Randy goes around punting any and every superstar in the head while Michelle does the same to all the jealous divas. They’d make quite the unstoppable duo if I do say so myself.

Bachelor #2: Kane. Sure he’s not the most handsome guy on the roster, but he will do just about anything for love. It couldn’t hurt Michelle to have someone like Kane on her side. Over the years we’ve seen what this love deprived monster is capable of. Michelle would be much better off with him as her friend instead of her enemy. We don’t need another repeat of the Lita saga, so what exactly would Michelle have to offer? It’s no secret that she doesn’t mind getting her hands dirty and getting physical. Kane wouldn’t necessarily have to do all the work, he’d have an equal partner by his side instead of a dog barking orders. Michelle gets her protection and back up, Kane gets a companion.

Bachelor #3: Matt Hardy. As if the Southern connection wasn’t enough, they both recently opened their eyes and saw that if they don’t put themselves first, nobody else will. Michelle knows the other girls are jealous. She’s worked hard to get where she is and it’s to the point now where friends don’t matter. This past Sunday, Matt saw the light as well. Jeff gets everything handed to him, even if he does mess up. Matt always works hard and more often than not makes the right decision. Things are a little different now for these two. It’s about time they put themselves first. I think if they got together and aligned, they could be a powerful force to Smackdown.

These are my picks, what do you all think? Is there someone else out there you think would be better for Michelle? Or maybe one of the guys I didn’t think would be suitable, you think would be the perfect match. What ever the case may be, you’re free to voice your own opinions, so have at it!