WWE already has one superstar that’s infamous for his reality TV show appearances. He may be a chick magnet, but The Miz ain’t no McCool! And Ashley Massaro? PUH-LEEZE. That girl doesn’t belong in a ring and she also doesn’t belong in a jungle. Now Michelle on the other hand, she could hold her own. She’s got the physical strength and the girl is intelligent. The question is, how would she use that in order to win at the show’s finale?

The Slutty Flirt - This would probably be one of the easiest for Michelle to pull off. One flick of her blonde locks, a bat of those baby blues and one of those award winning smiles would be sure to swoon the male contestants enough so that they wouldn’t eliminate her. The only problem here is that it wouldn’t work on the females. Well…at least not all of them.

The Obnoxious Loudmouth - Anytime we see Michelle out and about, she’s always very quiet and very polite. I think she could pull off the exact opposite. She would be loud and proud, then turn around and play all kinds of pranks on the other cast members. This strategy is flawed though, and it’s pretty obvious as to why. The annoying people usually don’t last long and the fate would probably be the same for McCool.

The Backstabbing Bitch - Every reality show has to have some irritating woman who cries to get sympathy, then turns around and stabs people in the back. With Michelle’s recent turn into McCruel, she could do it. She’s disliked by some people already, so she must be doing something right that would make her a shoo in for this role. It’s a good way to stay in the game for a while, but one slip up and boom, the bitch has left the house/jungle/wherever.

The Floater - There is usually at least one person who stays out of everything. They aren’t rude, but they aren’t sugary nice either. They do enough to get by and not get noticed. They stay out of the drama and let everyone pick off the other players. They fly right under the radar. Michelle has a quiet demeanor and she could probably do this, but I think her competitiveness would hinder her here. Besides, once it gets down to the nitty gritty, the smarter players who are in it to win it notice this person and give them the boot.

The Intelligent Manipulator - This role could be Michelle’s ticket to the big prize. She’s extremely smart and she know more than she lets on. In no way do I think the wool gets pulled over her eyes very often. She’s also a woman and I know I’ve touched on this before. We’re nice most of the time, but we all have our days where it’s best to just stay back. Michelle could get her fellow players to believe what she says, meanwhile she’s already got her feet in the winner’s circle. It wouldn’t be hard at all for her to outwit herself into the finals.

The Quiet Honest Player - Then there is always that one player who is just as honest as they can be. If they say they won’t write someone’s name down, they aren’t going to. Most everyone likes them and they have the brains and brawn to win challenges, keeping them in the game. If Michelle stayed true to herself, she could easily fill this spot. Once people get to know who she is, it’s impossible to dislike her. She’s so competitive and so athletic that winning challenges wouldn’t be hard. She wouldn’t cause many problems and the drama would originate far from her. This could definitely be the strategy that keeps her in the game and names her the winner.