“Just so everyone understands … this is Michelle McCool’s world and the rest of us are just passing through. Got it?”

Oh JR, ever the wise one. In his recent blogs, he’s mentioned Michelle many times, and usually not in the highest regard. He may not have the best taste in college football teams, (*coughOSU is better than OU*cough*), but he’s certainly got one thing right – it is Michelle’s world.

Don’t panic just yet! Michelle taking over won’t wreak havoc in a Godzilla type way. There are many perfectly good reasons why having Michelle as the most dominant diva around isn’t a bad thing. Simply put, it’s the 3 B’s – Beauty, Brains and Brawn…

Beauty. It’s no doubt that Michelle is a beautiful lady. She’s tall, she’s tan, she’s got those long, long legs, she’s blonde and she’s got an athletic body to top it off. But there are a lot of beautiful girls out there, so what makes McCool so special? Michelle has the ability to be the soft, pretty girl. She could pose in women’s magazines and get over well. She has an appealing look to females that want to better themselves in a healthy way. Michelle can also be a sexy woman on the cover of any men’s magazine. Throw a hot outfit on her and some thigh high stiletto boots, and she’s ready to crush all those little boys’ dreams. Like Sable used to say, Michelle is “for all the women who want to be me and all the men who came to see me.”

Brains. Michelle has a Master’s degree. She went to a community college and a university. That alone proves that she’s got it going on upstairs just as much as she does in the looks department. Putting book smarts aside though? Michelle’s brilliant in the ring. Unless it’s an attack from behind, not many people can get the best of McCool. She has the mentality of, “Me, Myself and I.” It’s not about everyone else, it’s about Michelle McCool. Most people are too stupid to realize that they worry about everyone else long before they worry about number one. Not Michelle. She looks after herself first and foremost.

Brawn. The girl has been active since she was a toddler. I’m not sure there’s any sport out there Michelle hasn’t tried and excelled at. She’s a tomboy and she’s not afraid to get her French manicured hands dirty. There are pictures of her online showing a big ol’ alligator who the queen really is. I can’t say there are too many girls out there willing to wrestle Beth Phoenix, let alone a gator. Michelle’s a strong individual, not just within herself, but physically too. The amount of wins she’s racked up make her losses look like they’re flukes (and most of them were). She mixes it up in the ring. She’s not afraid to try something new. Michelle will beat a diva by planting her on her face or by twisting her ankle until she’s begging for mercy.