Oh, that Michelle McCool. Such a funny, funny girl! As Michelle continues to figure out the crazy world of Twitter (tweeting with fans and foes, learning all the new Twitter twerms, and twitpicing her way through the web), we’re just so thrilled that our favorite tweetheart is giving it a try – even at the risk of turninig into a tweetaholic! Join us, as we countdown our favorite Michelle ‘Tweets of the Week’ – every week!

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05.) Why is the pool guy at hotel cleaning the pool when it looks perfectly clean? This heat is crazy hot!!!!

04.) Back from ride & feeling good….can anybody tell me why fancy bikes don’t have kickstands – I DON’T understand! :)

03.) Hard day at work…..headed to Vegas for a 9 a.m appearance….3 words – lots of concealer! :) Sweet dreams….

02.) @Torrie11 Yes..I was wondering b/c I called you not long ago. EAT A FART!!! :) I love you!!!

01.) Remember to stop & enjoy beautiful skies…..esp when you’re winded!:) gimpin’ ain’t easy :)) http://twitpic.com/fx5r5

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Now this is what we’re talking about! Michelle’s been turning out photoshoots like whoa lately! Her fans are getting tons of new pictures, and gorgeous pictures at that! Why yes, yes we can have our cake and eat it too!

Out of all her new attire, her silver gear that she sports in dotcom’s newest shoot titled, “Silver Fox,” is a definite favorite. We’ll admit that when the outfit made its debut on Smackdown, we thought all the crosses were a bit much. As time has gone on, however, we’ve changed our tune. Now we’re getting to see them in all their glory, and not in a blurry screen capture! Go ahead and put silver down as yet another color that Michelle looks stunning in. It may not be a hot off the magazine pages outfit, but for ring attire, it works! It’s got Michelle’s style written all over it and that’s what it’s about, ladies and gents. The oh-so-loved “kabooty” shorts have a trademark McCool touch to them now. She’s got arm bands and thigh highs that have nothing but Michelle stamped all over them. Maybe now that it’s clear she has a logo of sorts we’ll get some merchandise! We think she’d sell a shirt or hundreds!

We all know that a shoot cannot be made by an outfit on its own. No matter how cute clothing may be, it won’t work if the poses, hair, make up and setting don’t work. We have been getting pictures that had interesting backgrounds, now it looks like we’re back to the plain white and black. But for this? We don’t mind. The white actually enhances not only the colors of her skin and ring gear, but her hair as well. Either she got a new dye job, or the lighting and surrounding colors are making her look like she’s come straight from the beach. Bleach blonde, with some darker highlights and undertones, never looked so good – sorry, Maryse. The make up may not be as bold and daring as we’d like, but hey, beggars can’t be choosers. There’s always next time. And as for those poses? Nobody claimed Michelle was a model, but the girl tries! She goes for the “wonky leg thing” (trademark that!) and it doesn’t exactly work like it has in the past. But she gets points for trying. We’re still waiting for a shoot where she plays with her hands a little more. We’d like to see her put her hands on her face or in her hair. Go on Michelle, get flirty!

Most of her poses and expressions are simple. Sometimes all you need is simple. She mixes up the facial expressions too, giving us a variety. We have a couple smiles, a couple “come hither” eyes and then a couple that make us go, “Uhh…” Sometimes with the divas, an open mouth shot can come across as sexy. Sometimes it comes across like they’re going to drool. Hey, maybe The Rock was in the studio! In this particular shoot, we say Michelle should’ve kept her mouth closed. The Rock or not, it’s not too flattering. However, it’s only in a few shots and it by no means ruins the pictures. It’s an “A” for effort! Besides, she completely makes up for it with that over the shoulder, girl next door smiling pose. She may play a bad girl on TV, but how can you not look at that and say, “She’s so darn pretty!”?

“Blue Angel” was an absolute hit. Her best yet. “City of Angels” was a great follow up. Now we have “Silver Fox” and we’re starting to wonder if the lady can do no wrong! She’s already a talented wrestler, she’s stepping it up in the promo department and her photos as of late have been nothing short of extraordinary. Make no mistake about it, it’s still Michelle’s world. She’s top dog and if she keeps this up, she’s going to stay in that position for a while! We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again – it’s a great time to be a McCool fan!

Final Grade: B+ You make us feel like sayin’ foxy, foxy lady!

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Michelle McCool is back and meaner than ever! Maybe not meaner, but she certainly has an opinion and she’s not afraid to let it be known! She may be down with a knee injury, but she’s certainly not out. The Women’s Champion took some time out of her schedule to answer even more crazy and insightful questions for an exclusive interview with us. From discussing the haters and “stealing” moves, to her measurements and her favorite match, all the way to her always improving promos and how a WWE.com Diva Photoshoot works, Michelle spares no details this time around!
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The Match: Melina vs. Layla: the sequel. Michelle found herself at ringside, with crutches and her Women’s Championship, enjoying a front row seat of all the Diva action. Prior to the match, Michelle McCool cut a pretty darn good promo; talking about how Melina is at fault for her knee injury (which bless her heart, she stood in stilettos though she wasn’t medically cleared), thus everyone’s disappointment in tonight’s show, which is true. Speaking of the truth, it’s true, it’s true, and people paid good money in Phoenix, AZ to see Michelle in action. Thanks to Melina, that didn’t happen. Thanks, Melina. Layla put up a good battle, but fell victim to Melina’s finisher. Figured she was finished for the night, Michelle tried to make a quick and silent exit after having paid her respect to the loyal WWE Fans. Hey, if she isn’t going to wrestle, consider you lucky enough to have seen her live. But, not so fast Champ. Before Michelle could gimp away ever so eloquently, Melina made it a point to shove Michelle down on her apple bottom, enjoying the view from the poor, helpless, fallen Champion. I’m sorry, but have you ever seen Michelle attack the handicap? No, she hasn’t. She’s got much more class and dignity than that. Melina, shame on you. Shame!

The Storyline: It’s good to see that while Michelle may be out of action, she isn’t out of a job. The Michelle vs. Melina feud is still going quite strong; however, I am a bit lost. From time to time, anyway. Having Melina shove Michelle down not once, but twice? Michelle taking the high road and not even going in for an attack? This seems much too out-of-character for both Divas. For no other apparent reason than to just be a bully, Melina has been shoving Michelle flat on her ass. In turn, Michelle cowers and collects herself then carries off with the rest of her day. Seems like Melina may be turning heel, and Michelle may play the neutral role. Either that, or WWE needs to get their priorities straight. Next week, I’d like to see Michelle at least swing a crutch or two at Melina’s head, and if all else fails, you can never go wrong with tossing a pitcher of water at another Diva. Oh, the days Trish Strauts and Stephanie McMahon went at it. Ah, memories!

The Fashion: While we did enjoy Michelle’s fashionable attire last week (we have since learned the outfit is BCBG from head to toe), we were left with a sour flavor after having learnt Nikki Bella had been photographed for WWE photo sessions and during a candid party night before Michelle had the opportunity to shine. Sloppy seconds? McCool is so above that! This week, we’re treated with a black chiffon crop top that had us thinking of Britney Spears (in her hey day, of course)! Finished off with black skinny jeans and peep toe stilettos, Michelle kept it very simple, but also very chic. When in doubt, go with black. And of course, Michelle’s favorite bangle/cuff makes an appearance, the staple in nearly every wardrobe. With this number, attention was drawn to both her arms and midriff, which goes on to showcase that every curve of Michelle McCool’s body on display, hadn’t gone unnoticed in the gym. Michelle’s trying something different with her hair this week, and we’re responding well. Waves and side bangs keep her look fresh, but as the season progresses; we wouldn’t mind a pleasant surprise of lowlights in her future! A full fashion recovery from last week, we knew you had it in ya, champ!

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