The Match: The Backstage: Seems like Michelle’s been bit by the honesty bug! Ever since December, she’s said what’s on her mind. No more Mrs. Nice Girl! Too bad for Maria that she was on the receiving end of some harsh, yet truthful, hits courtesy of the McCruel one. Maybe if her face wasn’t so ugly and if her clothes weren’t so hideous, we wouldn’t have these problems. Anyway, Michelle tells Eve and Maria that no matter how positive they aim to be, they’re still losers. She also tells Maria that Dolph isn’t really interested in her. They may share a common love for animal print, but she’s just the ‘flavor of the week’ to him. Wonder who next week will be? Maria grows a set and tries to tell Michelle off. Too bad Michelle already knows she’s full of self confidence and is so great that she’s always the center of attention. Oh, but don’t forget, she’s also the Women’s Champion. Melina once again has to interrupt, but Michelle’s ready, and this time she’ll take legal action!

The Storyline. Another week of Michelle being out of action, but at least we’re getting to see another side of her. There’s still clearly some unfinished business with her and Melina. What would be awesome though is if Michelle really did go through with her threat, excuse us, promise of having Melina arrested. Just the idea brings back memories of the Attitude Era. How many times were people police escorted out of an arena? It hasn’t happened in a long time! Michelle and Melina are already bringing back a little spunk and fire to the women’s division, why not add in handcuffs? Looking past the Melina issue for a bit, it seems like Michelle’s now involved with Maria’s never ending drama. Let’s just hope she ends up taking Maria’s man, and not her fashion.

The Fashion. Well… umm… her hair looked great! Love the straight look and the choppy, longer bangs were a plus. That outfit though? Oh… Michelle, who directed you to the maternity section? That outfit did not flatter her body one bit. We understand that there is no need to show everyone what God gave ya, but to cover herself up like that? Oh, no, no, no! This entire ordeal calls for a professional opinion. MichelleMcCool.net’s fashionista, Josie, took a few minutes to give her thoughts on this particular look: Michelle’s… eclectic (putting it nicely) number this week makes me very nervous, and sad. Last week she looked chic, stylish, and sexy. This time around, we’d wonder if it’s her first time at the rodeo! We’ve heard she enjoys croc hunting, but did she have to wear her latest catch? It’s all playful banter, relax. A bohemian (maternity-looking) top finished in crocodile print with gold embellishments and accessories, topped with her blonde hair and bronzed skin… she was drowning in one color. Hey, we’re all for paying homage to Cleopatra – woman had style! The only pop or focal point for display was the WWE Women’s Championship belt itself. A nice reminder of what’s still hers and the envy of others. This week’s fashion is a definite miss. A bit too much of one thing going on. Still, she didn’t look anywhere near as worse as Maria did. If you’re going to take a fashion miss, it lessens the blow when you’re standing next to Maria; fashion’s worst offender! Hey, Michelle: leave the croc print for your shoes and handbags!

♠ Screen Captures > SmackDown! > 09.04.09