Ah high school… the best years of our lives! It certainly seems like it was just that for Michelle! In the December issue of WWE Magazine, Michelle is featured in the “Fast Times at WWE High” column. Smart, athletic and the Homecoming Queen. She compares herself with Kelly Taylor from Beverly Hills, 90210. The social butterfly who fluttered from social circle to social circle! Even though she’s a rule breaker now, she wasn’t back in high school. With her dad as the principal, Michelle said, “I couldn’t get into any trouble even if I wanted to!” She talks about other things as well, such as getting dates and who she wanted to stuff in a locker. Bet you can’t guess where her favorite after school hang out spot was!!

Next is something we’re calling shenanigans on! The writers for WWE magazine surveyed all the superstars and divas, asking them various questions about their fellow wrestlers. One question asked was who are the hot, hotter and hottest divas of the WWE locker room. Of course Michelle is on the list but… she’s listed as hot! WHAT!? Maybe it wouldn’t be such a shock if the girls she was listed under were actually hotter than her. Matter of opinion, sure, but there’s something weird about voting Michelle and Layla under Kelly Kelly, The Bellas, Tiffany and Eve. Oh and speaking of Eve, she was voted as the third “brainiest superstar.” Maybe those steel chair shots are starting to take their toll. Michelle may not have the most common sense, but she has a Masters degree! And yet people think they have all the backstage going-ons figured out… HMMMMMM!!!

In a new feature titled “Between the Ropes,” WWE magazine takes a look at “The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.” Michelle along with her best partner in crime, Layla, are categorized in “The Bad” section. “For reasons we can’t fathom, Michelle McCool and Layla are hell-bent on breaking up Dolph Ziggler and Maria. Why?” Why?? Who cares! Mission was accomplished! You go girls!

Sorry for the delay with the scans. It was first thought that my magazine was placed inside a weather balloon. It turns out the mail man told it to hide for a publicity stunt. Anyway, head over to the gallery to check out the scans of Michelle from this month’s issue of WWE magazine.

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