Nov
20

Forget The Turkey, It’s All About The Ham! PIGGY JAMES!


Tonight on SmackDown, Mickie James had defeated Layla in a singles bout. Next week, they’ll be on opposing teams once more, as Team Mickie faces Team McCool in a traditional Survivor Series Elimination match on Survivor Series this Sunday, LIVE on PPV. Nothing new, nothing to write home about. It was the aftermath that really caught the WWE Universe’s attention and nearly put the Diva Fan Forums across the globe in a tizzy fit! Oh, snaps! What went down!

After Layla accepted defeat, she grabbed the microphone and made sure that Mickie James would cut her celebration short, and bring her undivided attention to the WWE tron. Michelle McCool, baring pig tails and a plaid midriff top, appeared with her rendition of the old children’s song about a farmer named MacDonald, scratch that, McCool.

“Michelle McCool had a farm, E-I-E-I-O! And on this farm she had a pig – Piggy James!!!!” So, Michelle McCool and her sidekick, Layla, had a little fun at the expense of Mickie James, and we nearly died gasping for air. Perhaps Mickie is a bit more, dare we say, “porkier” than some of her fellow WWE Divas, and Michelle, INC. is just stating the obvious. Oh, well, sometimes the truth hurts, right? Toss in a couple of snouts on Piggy’s mug, thanks to some poor Photoshop skills, and you’ve got yourself a segment that was made to be remembered! And that’s when the PIG SH!T hit the fan!

Some may say it was juvenile, crude, crass and just plain insulting to both Mickie James and the WWE Universe (hey, we’re just going off of the rants we’ve seen), but we say (as we look to the lighter side), Michelle can carry a tune AND make us laugh! Our baby girl is destined to become a Broadway Star! From Lady GaGa to Judy Garland! Okay, so maybe not. But, Michelle’s segment was pretty darn hilarious, if we do say so without a biased opinion. Perhaps it’s not Michelle’s proudest moment, but it sure ranks up there as one of her more hilarious antics, right up there with Dolph Ziggler’s bon bons! And it’s all for the sake of being the “Mean Girls” in this new feud, which we’re enjoying!

Keep in mind, Michelle’s been called everything from Michelle McLoser to Michelle McDrool, so we don’t mind the name calling. We’ve all heard the saying; “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me!” So, what do you think, did you find this segment entertaining, or was it as offensive as some say? Sound off in comments – we will!

♠ Screen Captures > SmackDown! > 11.20.09
♠ Watch the match & Michelle’s version of “Michelle McCool had a Farm”

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