Pilgrims vs Indians? Puh-lease!

Cue some serious eye rolling! Last night on Raw, we had a Thanksgiving Mayflower Melee. Oh the joys! Michelle, along with her tag team partners, Layla and Jillian, was not the least bit impressed. Dressed as pilgrims, Michelle voiced their opinions. It’s Thanksgiving, they’re dressed as pilgrims. The originality! Just as Michelle was about to rip into the guest host of the night, Jesse Ventura, ring announcer Justin Roberts interrupted her to announce the arrival of the Gobbledy Gooker. Needless to say, Roberts got death glares from all three divas. I bet Lilian Garcia wouldn’t have tried that!

Following the giant turkey, who would later be revealed as a returning Maryse, came the Indians. Melina, Kelly and Mickie came skipping to the ring without a care in the world. Jillian wrestled the entire match. Even if she wanted to tag out, she couldn’t. Her partners left her. Michelle and Layla had enough, so they decided not to be part of it. The besties stuck together and walked out of the arena. Sorry, Jillian!

Even though she was dressed as a stereotypical pilgrim, Michelle found a way to look fierce. She bedazzled the otherwise plain outfit with a black studded belt. One accessory she left in the locker room was her knee brace. Maybe that’s a good sign. Or it could just be the fact she knew she wouldn’t be participating in the unoriginal match. At least it wasn’t a food fight! Sure it stinks we didn’t get to see Michelle wrestle on Raw, but any Raw appearance is a great treat for us!

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