Dec
18

Breakin’ Down Smackdown: Results & Media

The Segment: On her way to demolish Maria, Beth Phoenix is stopped by Michelle McCool and Layla backstage. Michelle just wants to clarify that Beth doesn’t have any negative feelings toward the two of them. Beth says of course not! Michelle reveals the agenda of all the divas on SmackDown: Get rid of Piggie James! That means they also have to take care of the “underfed red head.” Poor Maria’s starving because of Piggie!! C’mon y’all, for just five cents a day, you can help Maria purchase something off the value menu at McDonalds. Let’s just hope there’s no bacon in it so Mickie doesn’t help herself.. unless she participates in cannibalism… Anyway, the Queen Bees continue to rip on Mickie’s body and mention something about being manly. Cue awkward facials from Beth Phoenix. Uh oh. She says something about big girls shutting big mouths in big ways. Surely she doesn’t mean Michelle and Layla’s mouths! The entire segment was similar to something you’d hear in a high school girls’ bathroom. Michelle and Layla play the perfect Mean Girls; trashing on the fatties, bullying the weaker and less talented, and singsong insults said at the exact same time. No way, it’s like so totally awesome!!!

The Storyline: Mickie’s definitely still in the picture. There’s no way she’s done chasing after Michelle and the title. Judging by Michelle’s segment tonight, she hasn’t forgotten about Mickie either. Hopefully there’s a sequel to their match at TLC! Maria’s back on the scene as well and we think we’ll be seeing another Michelle vs. Maria matchup sooner rather than later. We know, we know. It’s awful, terrible, the worst!!! Well okay not the worst, but pretty darn close! On top of those two there’s the wild card, Beth Phoenix. She didn’t seem to be on Maria or Mickie’s side earlier in the night, and she sure didn’t look to be the biggest Michelle McCool fan either. She’s a former champion so there’s no doubt that she would like to hold the title again. With rumors of there being a Women’s Rumble at next month’s Royal Rumble PPV, perhaps Beth will win that and choose to face Michelle at WrestleMania for the championship. We won’t complain! We’re pretty confident those two could pull off a great match, especially at the Super Bowl of professional wrestling. Bring it on, Phoenix!! There’s one other diva on SmackDown that Michelle has yet to be involved with; Vickie Guerrero. Let it be known now that we want to see something, anything, on SmackDown with Michelle and Vickie together!

The Fashion: Michelle’s (and our!) favorite outfit! A simple white tank top dressed up with a cross pendant, jeans and a cross belt buckle. At a near parallel to her was Layla. Both ladies looked a bit like twins. Layla didn’t wear jeans and her tank top had a printed design, but it favored what Michelle was wearing. Their hair was styled the same – straight! Growing out bangs, as any girl who has done so would know, can be a real pain in the butt! We’re glad to see Michelle’s keeping it contemporary and not doing anything crazy with butterfly clips. As we mentioned before, Michelle and Layla are the perfect mean girls that we all hated in high school, unless of course you were a mean girl yourself! They dress the same, fix their hair the same, talk the same and think the same! The duo of Michelle and Layla are dominant and look stunning at the same time!

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