Over the years, WWE has come out with all kinds of trading cards featuring superstars, divas, Hall of Famers and more. Michelle McCool is no exception! The McCruel gallery has now been updated with quite the collection of her cards, including an autograph and poker chip. Also, thanks to Dan, we have added Michelle’s very first promo picture with WWE.

To top it all off is an interview Michelle did this past April at the Hall of Fame. Instead of reviewing and talking about it, we’ll let you watch it for yourself! Leave your feedback in the comments!

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To find out what Michelle will be up to this Friday on Smackdown, continue ahead to read the spoilers!
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The Segment: On her way to demolish Maria, Beth Phoenix is stopped by Michelle McCool and Layla backstage. Michelle just wants to clarify that Beth doesn’t have any negative feelings toward the two of them. Beth says of course not! Michelle reveals the agenda of all the divas on SmackDown: Get rid of Piggie James! That means they also have to take care of the “underfed red head.” Poor Maria’s starving because of Piggie!! C’mon y’all, for just five cents a day, you can help Maria purchase something off the value menu at McDonalds. Let’s just hope there’s no bacon in it so Mickie doesn’t help herself.. unless she participates in cannibalism… Anyway, the Queen Bees continue to rip on Mickie’s body and mention something about being manly. Cue awkward facials from Beth Phoenix. Uh oh. She says something about big girls shutting big mouths in big ways. Surely she doesn’t mean Michelle and Layla’s mouths! The entire segment was similar to something you’d hear in a high school girls’ bathroom. Michelle and Layla play the perfect Mean Girls; trashing on the fatties, bullying the weaker and less talented, and singsong insults said at the exact same time. No way, it’s like so totally awesome!!!

The Storyline: Mickie’s definitely still in the picture. There’s no way she’s done chasing after Michelle and the title. Judging by Michelle’s segment tonight, she hasn’t forgotten about Mickie either. Hopefully there’s a sequel to their match at TLC! Maria’s back on the scene as well and we think we’ll be seeing another Michelle vs. Maria matchup sooner rather than later. We know, we know. It’s awful, terrible, the worst!!! Well okay not the worst, but pretty darn close! On top of those two there’s the wild card, Beth Phoenix. She didn’t seem to be on Maria or Mickie’s side earlier in the night, and she sure didn’t look to be the biggest Michelle McCool fan either. She’s a former champion so there’s no doubt that she would like to hold the title again. With rumors of there being a Women’s Rumble at next month’s Royal Rumble PPV, perhaps Beth will win that and choose to face Michelle at WrestleMania for the championship. We won’t complain! We’re pretty confident those two could pull off a great match, especially at the Super Bowl of professional wrestling. Bring it on, Phoenix!! There’s one other diva on SmackDown that Michelle has yet to be involved with; Vickie Guerrero. Let it be known now that we want to see something, anything, on SmackDown with Michelle and Vickie together!

The Fashion: Michelle’s (and our!) favorite outfit! A simple white tank top dressed up with a cross pendant, jeans and a cross belt buckle. At a near parallel to her was Layla. Both ladies looked a bit like twins. Layla didn’t wear jeans and her tank top had a printed design, but it favored what Michelle was wearing. Their hair was styled the same – straight! Growing out bangs, as any girl who has done so would know, can be a real pain in the butt! We’re glad to see Michelle’s keeping it contemporary and not doing anything crazy with butterfly clips. As we mentioned before, Michelle and Layla are the perfect mean girls that we all hated in high school, unless of course you were a mean girl yourself! They dress the same, fix their hair the same, talk the same and think the same! The duo of Michelle and Layla are dominant and look stunning at the same time!

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…not Michelle McCool!

This past Monday we were treated (is that even a good adjective to describe it?) to a 14 diva tag match and the winner of Diva of the Year. All the ladies came out in their dresses and heels. Then they stood on the apron for 30 seconds while Mickie beat Rosa. We’re really starting to believe Michelle’s promo about having to dress up for Thanksgiving weren’t exactly empty words. Because seriously now, we go from Sunday night and the amazing match between Michelle and Mickie to… that?!

Maria won the Slammy Award. At least it wasn’t Mickie! Batista made a run in as well, seemingly catching the Kanye bug. “Yo Maria.. I’mma let you finish..”

On the bright side, Michelle looked fabulous! Too bad we couldn’t see more of her! Hopefully, and this is big hoping, we’ll get pictures posted on DotCom. We’re waiting for her photoshoot with Layla as well. C’mon Joey! Give us a little Christmas present, would ya??

So why Maria and not Michelle? Well it was fan picked. Maria may not be the most talented inside a ring, but the girl does have a lot of the WWE Universe on her side. Depending on what you read and where, some people are suggesting the polls were rigged. It wouldn’t be the first time and we wouldn’t be surprised.

Oh well, we got a special Raw appearance out of the deal! Michelle’s still the Women’s Champion and things are lookin’ good! Now if we could just get rid of that pesky Piggie problem…

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