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This week on SmackDown, fans are treated to a new champion, same pity party. WWE Women’s Champion, Mickie James, hits the center of the ring, equipped with a mic in hand (perhaps a change from the usual corndog), and tells fans that, pretty much, good girls finish first. She’s been tortured, tormented, and even humiliated at the hands and devious antics of Lay-Cool, but staying grounded and fighting for what she believed in finally paid off. Oh, take it to Oprah, Mickie.

Beth Phoenix interrupts Mickie’s coming out party, and reminds Mickie, that while she may have had her moment under the sun, capturing the Women’s Championship at the Royal Rumble, she was busy making history by actually competing in the Royal Rumble. Sorry, but Chyna’s been there, done that, Bethy. A decade earlier, mind you. But she celebrates none the less. Beth reminds Mickie that at any time, any place, any where, she’ll be able to snatch the Women’s gold and become the new champion. Excuse me! I said, EXCUSE ME!!

Chime in the only baddest bizotch on the block that could hold a candle to Michelle McCruel, Vikki Guerrero. Vikki throws her weight around (not like Mickie, but her authority), informing both Mickie and Beth that if a Women’s Championship match were to take place, it’d be decided by her. She then tells the two new besties, that if they’re looking for a match, they’ll get one: with the true number one contender to the Women’s Championship, the fabulous, the fierce, the one, Michelle McCool (and her flying monkey, Layla).

We’re treated to a tag team match between team fierce & fabulous versus team butch & buffet. Michelle starts things off with Beth, and it isn’t pretty. It’s rather annoying how meek and waif-like Michelle comes across as she stands toe-to-toe with The Glamazon. Michelle’s portrayed as though she both fears Beth, and also finds her as a domineering threat. Okay, so maybe we’d all appear that way, but when you’re Michelle McCruel, you don’t let on to your weakness. Beth tosses Michelle around the ring, almost like a rag doll, with arm lifts and pushes into the corner. Michelle, always one for the technical aspect of the sport, finds herself engaging in a serious of leg punishing maneuvers and submission holds. Ever the mark that I am, it was exciting to see Michelle square off against Beth, but… c’mon now, really? Michelle could kill some serious tail, and we know it.

Butch tags in buffet. Mickie and Michelle lock up for a bit, all before Beth nails Mickie in the head with a killer stinger. Awkward, but really cool! The enemy of my enemy is my friend, right? Wrong. While Michelle stood there for a second, pondering the many possibilities of shoe shopping and having some girl talk with her new bestie (you know, instead of actually taking advantage of the moment and pinning Mickie), Beth decides to level the playing field by sending Michelle flat on her ass, too. Beth leaves the ring with her usual snarky smirk, as Layla quickly accepts a pinfall via Mickie, just about as quickly as she entered the ring, telling Michelle she could finish the match. Great. You can walk to the next arena, Layla. But you’ll still look fabulous.

All in all, it was a rushed segment, but we still got our kicks. There’s no denying that Michelle’s loosing her momentum, as her actual career may be dwindling into the ‘comic relief’ segment of the show, but she’s good at what she does, and it all comes in peaks and valleys. She’s still the number one contender, and that’s all that counts. For now, anyway. On a side note, I do believe that it’s time for Michelle to invest in some new ring gear. She had a couple of minor ‘wardrobe malfunctions,’ where it was nothing too serious, but nothing as flattering, either. Oh, all mighty fashion reviews how we miss you. 2007 was all about the leggings, 2008 brought out the cross-stitching, and in 2009, Michelle gave fans the “booty shorts.” As Michelle chases the Women’s Championship in 2010, we’d like to see something a little different, something to change it up. If we issue you a fashion challenge, Michelle, would you accept?

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Randy Nichols posted on February 6th, 2010 at 12:29 pm

Hi. I read a few of your other posts and wanted to know if you would be interested in exchanging blogroll links?

LayCoolFTW posted on February 6th, 2010 at 6:54 pm

The article amused me! But the storyline not so much. They’re obviously going for (another) Mickie-Beth feud and James’ participation in the title things is never amusing. We knew Beth wasn’t done when she helped LayCool, but eh… it’s been hard for Michelle & Layla. I still hope Mickie loses the title soon because we’re already bored. Michelle – Beth would be better, much better.

john posted on February 6th, 2010 at 7:05 pm

did not see anything go wrong with her wardrobe, were was it?

a big fan of MICHELLE-MICKIE posted on February 6th, 2010 at 8:58 pm

Butch and Buffet? LOL, you’re so funny Blogger! anyway, Michelle, despite being afraid of Butch’s men-like dominace, still find herself on top of that. but if i were her, i should dump the bitchy, cheap slut Layla and befriend with someoen dominant and talented like Beth or Natalya. Layla’s just too nasty and pathetic. she’s a loser. a queen of SD can’t hang out with such people like that.

Katy posted on February 7th, 2010 at 12:01 am

Butch and Buffet… Josie, you make life so much better :D

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Mehernosh Firoze Batli posted on February 8th, 2010 at 6:00 pm

Chweetest chweetheart Michelle ,
Whatever has happenned during the Royal Rumble 2010 cannot be undone , BUT CAN BE PREVENTED FROM HAPPENNING FURTHERMORE . GOD ALMIGHTY blessed you or else your neck would not have been still intact due to the horrific 180 degrees flip .
I too was astonsihed with the ease with which Mickie Laree James at first kicked your lower ~ mid abdomens causing you to droop , and how she caught your drooping neck with her left hand at around her side of the ribs , turned you circularly for perhaps 3/4’s of a circle and then raised her right hand and expelled out a cry ( similar to that of a Melina Perez ) and finally all of a sudden sprung upwards like a missile taking-off from the ground untill her head was around 6.5 feet above the ground and came back downwards with an even faster momentum than that which she had sprung upwards and flipped your torso for a complete 180 degrees toss backwards ; causing a k.o.
I had never seen untill now , such a display of mind boggling efficient technique wherin a shorter ( by around 6 inches ) superb technician turns around her height disadvantage into an advantage and wins by k.o. .
Henceforth , it would be improper to call Mickie Laree James as “SUPERB” in techniques but would have to admit that she is much more intelligent and also much more smarter what I had thought her to be and would have to call her to be “SPECTACULAR” in techniques . The 180 degress flipp’n technique that she dislayed in the Royal Rumble 2010 causing her to win the title would have taken her a hell lot of time to “perfect” by more than 100% .
Mickie Laree James has been wrestling ever since she was a teenager , wheras you been wrestling since the past five years ie. since 2005 onwards , hence she got a a very distinct advantage in experience over you .

Now , it certainly is pertinent for you to know that Mickie Laree James had slowly and steadlily figured out for herself your weaknesses .
At first , she did the technique upon the strongwoman Elizabeth Kocanski Carolan , by wherin she got behind Elizabeth Kocanski Carolan ( evading Elizabeth’s right handed straight punch ) and then sprung up wards over Elizabeth Kocanski Carolan’s upper back horizontal to the ground by holding Elizabeth Kocanski Carolan’s one hand with her hands and Elizabeth Kocanski Carolan’s other hand with her feet and thus shifted Elizabeth Kocanski Carolan’s “center-of-gravity” backwards causing her to fall bawards onto the back part of her head for a k.o. I HAD WRITEN TO YOU ALL OF THIS EARLIER ON YOUR YAHOO ACCOUNT , also about how to run backwards and dump your choke applying assailant into a wall or a pillar or a post – so as to get a release from the choke .
When Mickie Laree James apllied the same technique onto you , you cleverly stooped forward ; but your stooping forward was done by almost around 45 degrees from being vertical . It then took you almost 10 seconds ( with Mickie Laree James still perched horizontal to the ground upon your upper back and not upon your collar bone as I had erroneously mentioned in my previous e-mail ~ probably due to writing e-mails , siting up late in the mid-nights and beyond ) TO BECOME VERTICAL ONCE AGAIN and run backwards into the corner post .
Mickie ’s horizontal-to-the-ground weight of say 70 kilograms upon your upper-backwould amount to around 50 kilograms upon your torso’s center-line . Michelle , is 50 kilograms too dificult for you to handle from the Bodybuilding’s “good morning” position to back upwards ie. vertcially straight again ?
Thereafter , at your’s and your OSCAR AWARD winning tag team partner viz. Layla’s collective “send-off-from-the-SmackDown-party” given to Mickie Laree James ; it was there in the corner of the ring wherin Mickie went scoring ( with her knees slightly bended ) at least two or three truly hard bent-elbowed punches onto your upper and mid abdominal sides . You took these abdominal punches with a great stride and infact turned around out of the corner and put Mickie into the corner and gave Mickie a few straight leads and crosses keeping her away or perhaps gave Mickie a right knee into her abdomen as well .
Mickie must have realised for herself after that encounter with you , that you take all her hardest of blows given into your upper ~ mid abdomens without drooping forward ( especially when being hurt in the abdomens ) .
As we all know from Mickie Laree James’s prevailing body structure of being “plump” in her legs , Mickie’s real strength lies in her leg power . She is known for her springing upwards with both of her toes from the ground by at least 4 feet high with relative ease .
Hence , during the Royal Rumble 2010 , after your half-hearted ( slower than usual ) right legged front kick missed Mickie by almost over a foot and hit Layla instead ; Mickie kicked your mid ~ lower abdomens causing your upper torso to droop forwards .
I have noticed that your lower abdominal muscles are “loose” and are definitely not as taut and elastic as your upper and mid abdominal muscles are conditioned .
Finally , Mickie resorted to springing upwards vertically by a feet and a half ~ two feet from the ground in order to generate a downwards weight of more than perhaps a 120 kilograms – the downwards weight pressure that she would use simutaneously with the rotational motion of her left hand ( causing the neck to snap ) and also perhaps with her right hand in a rotational motion as well in order to flipp your entire body by a full 180 degrees .

Now having completed the entire explanation of the “Physics” involved in what had happenned to you in the Royal Rumble 2010 at the hands of Mickie Laree James ; I’d now tell you how you could have prevented it from hapenning .
At first , when your opponent ( I don’t want to make this advice sound as being something personal against Mickie Laree James – I ALWAYS WISHED FOR THE BOTH OF YOU COULD BECOME THE VERY BEST OF FRIENDS SO THAT I COULD MARRY BOTH OF YOU ) was holding your drooping ( torso ) neck in his / her left hand besides the sides of his / her abdomens , your left leg was positioned in between both of his / her legs – either you should plant your free left hand’s forearm very forcefully upwards into your opponents groin / crotch or you should move your right leg a little forward or a litlle to the side perhaps depending from the position from where you would plant your free left leg’s heel or the ball of the left leg very forcefully onto your opponents right foot / ankle / shin . Or you could do both of the above mentioned one after the other so as to get your neeck released from his / her left handed grip .
Also , you can give very solid left hooks into your opponents abdomens , his / her ribs , his / her chest ( heart ) or despite all the hard hooks onto opponet’s body areas , you could either snatch the gullet out of your opponents throat or you could press both of his / her jugular veins located on the either sides of your opponents throat ( BEWARE – WHEN YOU WERE CRYING BECAUSE OF ALL THE ACKE ON YOUR FACE – I TOO COULD SEE YOUR LEFT SIDE JUGULAR ) .
Secondly , if neither of these above mentioned attacks don’t work then you got to lift upwards your opponents left leg with both of your hands and very forcefully push your opponent towards his / her right side onto the ground and then try to move your opponents left hand away from your throat .

DO NOT FORGET TO MAKE LAYLA GRASP ONTO THE ELBOW PITS ( using both of her palms ) OF EITHER OF YOUR HANDS ( ONE HAND AT A TIME ) AND WITH YOUR FOREARM ( FIST ) HALFWAY THROUGH TOWARDS YOUR SHOULDER – LIKE IN A BICEPS POSE , YOU’VE GOT TO CARRY LAYLA’s ENTIRE WEIGHT OF 70 ~ 80 KILOGRAMS FOR AT LEAST 8 ~ 10 SECONDS – MAKING SURE THAT YOUR LOAD CARRYING HAND’s ELBOW DOES NOT DROOP BELOW YOUR SHOULDER EVEN BY AN INCH OR TWO
- ie. IF YOU WANT TO LIFT A 6 FEET TALL 90 ~ 100 KILOGRAMMER FOR A SLAM-DOWN , similar to Natalya Neidhart lift’n ( & subsequently slamm’ndown ) slam master j’s mid-section right above her right shoulder .

TENDERMOST AND MOST PASSIONATE COS ( LOVE ) LICKS ,
MEHRNOSH FIROZE BATLI .

Perez posted on February 8th, 2010 at 7:26 pm

a big fan of MICHELLE-MICKIE, how is Layla a cheap slut? Do you even know what a slut is? I’m tired of all these immature people on here. Can’t we talk about the divas WITHOUT name calling?

a big fan of MICHELLE-MICKIE posted on February 8th, 2010 at 9:44 pm

Perez, i’m sorry if you find that offensive, but i always tell the truth. you remember when layla was on ECW and RAW? how many men have you seen layla hung out with? of course, too many that you couldn’t count. a cheap slut isn’t that kind? if Mr Macmahon wants, she probably sleeps with him. i can tell that.
and for example, have you seen Michelle, Mickie, Beth, Natalya slept with any men in the locker room? that’s the big difference between layla and them and that’s why i call layla A DIRTY, CHEAP SLUT.

Perez posted on February 9th, 2010 at 1:20 am

Okay so since she was SEEN with a couple of guys that makes her a slut? You should basically call every other diva a slut too; they are always around the male wrestlers. Isn’t that right?

Perez posted on February 9th, 2010 at 1:26 am

Oh damn I forgot something:) Michelle is with undertaker, Beth was with Joey carolen and rumored to be with Cody Rhodes, Natalya Is with Tyson Kidd, and Mickie dated Kenny Dykstra. Layla is one of the few divas that has NOT been rumored to be with anyone in the locker room. Slut? Not in my book.

a big fan of MICHELLE-MICKIE posted on February 9th, 2010 at 10:06 am

Michelle was never announced to date with The Undertaker, just some stupid fans made that up! Natalya of course is Tyson’s lover. they’re legitimate couple. everyone knows that. Mickie’s no longer dating with Kenny. now she’s single. Beth hasn’t had any rumour about men. at least on TV. and layla, let me list for you: on ECW: the Miz, Mike Knox. on RAW: William Regal, Jamie Noble. 4 men, is that enough for a girl like her? i think not!

Perez posted on February 9th, 2010 at 2:19 pm

Okay but you you said they weren’t rumored to be with anyone. Beth was MARRIED to Joey(an Indy wrestler), and yes they did break up and she is single. She has been rumored to be with Cody. I honestly don’t see how you didn’t know that, it’s been a big rumor for ages. And michelle IS rumored to be with undertaker. They’ve been pictured together, they are always together arriving at shows/aiports. Can you see them honestly coming out with their relationship? However, they could be just good friends WHO KNOWS? Lol and like you said, Mickie WAS dating Kenny. You just proved my point in your last point. To be honest, I have never heard any rumors that layla was with any wrestler. Maybe it’s just me and I haven’t seen any, but I doubt it.

Perez posted on February 9th, 2010 at 2:21 pm

Oops I ment *You just proved my point in your last POST.
Sorry:)

LayCoolFTW posted on February 9th, 2010 at 2:47 pm

The fact that Layla has ON-screen relationships with the wrestlers doesn’t mean she sleeps with them/is a slut. Learn to make the difference between a storyline and real life.

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Berry posted on February 9th, 2010 at 9:50 pm

I agree w/ perez and laycoolFTW…

a big fan of MICHELLE-MICKIE posted on February 9th, 2010 at 9:54 pm

i just said that layla is a slut onscreen, not offscreen, duh! i said to her character in wwe, not her real life. i don’t know about her real life so why can i say something like that?

Perez posted on February 9th, 2010 at 11:18 pm

No, you didn’t say her “onscreen” character. Maybe you should have pointed that out before you posted your comment:)

LayCoolFTW posted on February 10th, 2010 at 8:03 am

No offense, dude, but you really didn’t pointed that. And this, “if Mr Macmahon wants, she probably sleeps with him. i can tell that” doesn’t seem like you talk about her tv character… but anyways… Nobody deserves to be called that way, even if you talk about a role or an onscreen character.

alejandra posted on February 17th, 2010 at 3:55 pm

Michelle McCool is the best fighter who has been around the world is a thousand times better than pig james

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those who dare to dudarque Michelle McCool is the best is just as stupid that Mickie James, Maria, Kelly Kelly which incidentally is very small but it is an old bitch fox first who gets the first thing he puts in front

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