PHOENIX — Whoever coined the term “when pigs fly” never saw Vickie Guerrero in action.

In the closing moments of the 10-Divas Tag Team Match at WrestleMania, the Official SmackDown Consultant slowly scaled the ropes and then launched herself onto a prone Kelly Kelly, crushing the blonde beauty and picking up the win for her team on The Grandest Stage of Them All.

It was an unexpected end to the wild battle pitting Mickie James, Kelly Kelly, Eve, Gail Kim & Beth Phoenix against Women’s Champion Michelle McCool, Divas Champion Maryse, Layla, Alicia Fox & Vickie. After a fracas that saw nearly every Diva in the match nail their trademark maneuvers, it came down to The Glamazon and Guerrero. But a sneak attack by the Women’s Champion put Phoenix out of the bout, allowing Vickie to do the unthinkable. With a helping hand from her team, Guerrero scaled the ropes and performed a “hog splash” onto Kelly Kelly that nearly shook the University of Phoenix Stadium.

While Kelly will still be feeling the effects of Vickie’s considerable impact tomorrow, it is Beth Phoenix who most wanted to get her hands on the shrill SmackDown Consultant. After being pinned by Vickie on Friday, The Glamazon would like nothing more than to shut her big mouth.

Will the powerful Diva get her chance on SmackDown? Tune in on Friday night to find out.

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Our very own Katy, featured on WWE.Com – you work it out, sista!

Greetings from Phoenix guys!!! Sorry I didn’t get this up last night. I literally had been awake for 24 hours. I know, not an excuse right?? WWE Superstars would frown upon me being exhausted after that. After all the adrenaline I had rushing through me during Axxess, I craaaaaaaashed once it was over. I will get pictures up later today, but for now while I wait for it to be time to go to the next session, here’s a story.. of a lovely lady… who was bringing up three-… No. Here’s what went down last night!

My friend and I got to Axxess and we were rocking our Piggie James shirts. Proud? Heck yes!!! I knew Michelle was doing a signing at 6, and I was running around that place like a nut trying to figure out where she was going to be. Those lines can be long, and depending on how security runs it, it can take up towards an hour to actually get through said line. Thankfully I found Michelle shortly after she started her session and hopped in line.

Homegirl was lookin’ goooood!! Some ripped up jeans and a black top with a really cute cross necklace all topped off with 3 thousand dollars worth of Louis Vuitton leather boots! When I actually got up there I told her I had to tell Josie she was working the boots because she was going to be so proud of her little Mimi! Michelle said she thought about us while getting ready and said that she had to wear the boots. Well Michelle, you didn’t have to wear the boots… but we sure love that you did!!!!

Before all this happened, a girl went up with a Glamazon shirt on. Michelle stopped her from getting any closer with such a horrible shirt. She turned her around for everyone to see. Pretty sure my friend and I were the only ones to go, “BOOOOOO!!!!!” We pointed our shirts because Piggie James shirts > Glamazon shirts.

Oh, one thing that made me laugh… Every time someone went up, she’d shake their hands, say hi and then say, “I’m Michelle, nice to meet you.” I was thinking/laughing, “Whaaaaaat?! You’re the Women’s Champion! If these people are in your line and don’t know your name, you have every right to dropkick them across the room!” My friend said it was just because she was polite and being a lady. I said I thought it was being she was a goofball.

It was finally my turn and when I went on there, she said that she loved our shirts. I said thanks and got a hug! Insert the part about informing Josie of the fashion choices here. Michelle had me check our picture to make sure it came out okay, and it sure did! YAY!! (Like I said, I’ll be posting them later on today!) Then she said that Mickie was going to be doing a signing and we had to make sure she saw the Piggie James shirts. Dun dun dunnnn!!

Well FIRST we met Vickie Guerrero! If y’all love her on TV, you will adore her in person. She’s so sweet, and really funny. She said she loved the shirts and gave me a high five… yep, we’re now basketball team members or something. “NICE SHOT!” “GOOOOOOOO TEAM!” ;) I asked why she wasn’t with Michelle and Layla because Simply Flawless would have been the hottest attraction at Axxess. She said they had ‘em all spread out. Boooo!! She signed our stuff and we were on our way.

Let me just say, if you ever want attention at a big wrestling thing… wear something like that! Aside from the fans asking where we got them/why we would wear such things/if we liked Mickie (really? you have to ask?? ha!) and so on, all the Superstars had their own comments. Dolph Ziggler (oh yeah.. he was there.. and his banner is up next Michelle’s. HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, JOSIE!!!) said that they just weren’t right, I said, “Sorry, but it’s the truth!” Primo asked if WWE was actually starting to make them, but we said no we made them ourselves. Katie Lea said I was a “naughty girl..” Jillian said, “I love your shirt! You guys are mean… creative… but mean!” (Sidenote: When we were leaving, we were waiting to cross the street and there were three little boys. They saw the shirts and go, “We love them! I thought every part of the Piggie James was funny! ….it was mean though.” And.. one by one, we corrupted the youth of America! “It wasn’t mean! I’m glad you guys thought it was funny though, you’re on the right path!”) Shelton asked if we made them or how we got them. It was pretty cool to get acknowledged by these people, granted they probably won’t remember us… but hey!

I digress! Mickie WAS doing a session. Her line was really long, but once Undertaker came out and 3/4 of the arena went running for the ring, the line went down a little. I have to say this first: I’ve met Mickie before, and without a doubt, she is one of the nicest people. All through the line people kept asking, “Are you really wearing those to meet her?” Do you see us holding another shirt? Heck yeah we’re wearing these! We finally got up there and I said, “Michelle McCool sent us!” She went to take a picture, then acted like she was shoving us away. She actually pushed us up the stage a little so everyone to see… and then the entire line booed the ever livin’ out of us! It was seriously one of the best moments ever! It was so funny! Mickie was like, “Really guys?! Really?!” She took like three different pictures with us. She goes, “Okay now let’s do one where we all look disgusted!” She gave us both hugs and was laughing. I told her in all honesty, she was super nice and that we weren’t trying to be mean, etc. She was totally cool with it and laughed along with everyone else.

It was getting close to 8 at this point (the end of the sessions) and I wanted to run back over to see Michelle again. (If any of you are reading this that I might have run over.. sorry! I was on a mission!) So once again I went racing all the way to the other side of the building where Michelle was finishing up. After cleansing her hands in hand sanitizer and getting some on her boots (really hope that didn’t hurt them!) she walked off stage and I called her over. I said, “We went to meet Mickie like you said… and everyone booed us!” She said, “Good for you guys!” She told us thanks, to have fun and enjoy everything! I thanked her again and that was that!

Michelle and Mickie were great! Well Michelle always is, but the entire thing with the shirts and getting booed and… yeah, awesome!!! If I didn’t have this thing about hygiene, I’d probably wear that shirt to every session. One night was enough. I think it’s time to retire the Piggie James tank… and get started on a Simply Flawless tank top!

Nine of the most talented Divas from Raw and SmackDown — and Vickie Guerrero — will collide on The Grandest Stage of Them All when Mickie James, Kelly Kelly, Eve, Gail Kim & Beth Phoenix team up to take on Women’s Champion Michelle McCool, Divas Champion Maryse, Layla, Alicia Fox & Vickie at WrestleMania.

The seeds of this multi-Diva melee were planted as far back as Feb. 26 when Vickie helped McCool defeat Mickie to reclaim the Women’s Championship on SmackDown. From there, the egotistical Consultant continued to ally herself with the duo of LayCool while irrtiating every Diva on the SmackDown roster. The biggest offensive, however, came two weeks ago on Raw when McCool, Layla and Vickie made an uninvited appearance on Monday night and brutally attacked Gail, Eve and Kelly.

Vickie’s tyrannical behavior continued as she challenged Beth Phoenix to a match on Smackdown. Of course, the WWE Universe found out she had a trick up her sleeve when she announced the bout was now a 5-on-1 Handicap Match. Thanks to the help of McCool, Layla, Alicia & Maryse, Guerrero was able to do the inconceivable and pin The Glamazon.

Vickie would not get away that easily, though. After Mickie, Gail, Eve and Kelly came to Beth’s aid, the powerful SmackDown Diva was able to get her hands on Guerrero and tear her pants off. As the SmackDown Consultant waddled up the entrance ramp in her “Excuse Me” undies, the WWE Universe exploded with laughter, but everyone knew her sinister mind was already plotting a comeback.

With tempers raging in the Divas locker room, the WWE Universe can expect fireworks when these sexy, smart and powerful women step in the ring on Sunday, only on pay-per-view.

While Katy is out rubbing shoulders with WWE Superstars, Divas, Legends, and the subject of this website herself, WWE Women’s Champion, Michelle McCool… I’m left to bask in my envious state of mind, yet not-so-jealous and truly happy for my other half, all while in the comfort of my own home, finding serenity behind this computer screen. Oh, who am I kidding? Like most of you, I’m looking forward to WrestleMania this Sunday, and by all means possible, will be cheering Michelle – whether or not she’s actually at ‘Mania – but more on that later.

The road ends here. The last SmackDown and the end of an era. Come Monday night (or Tuesday, or Friday, depending on how you look at it), a new era begins. All year long, WWE Superstars and Divas push forth everything they’ve got, to finally shine brighter than a beam from the sun, in the center of the ring, at the grandest stage of them all: WrestleMania. While Michelle may have had quite an impressive year, like a good plethora of her fans, I feel robbed. She hasn’t been booked in a singles match at WrestleMania! Then again, when was the last time a Diva has? Cluster Duck matches need not to be taken into consideration.

SmackDown saw their official consultant, Vickie Guerrero; make her in-ring debut. Mrs. Guerrero booked herself in a match against the Fabulous Firebird, The Glamazon, and Beth Phoenix. Squash match? But of course. Tricks up her sleeve? You betcha! Vickie Guerrero made sure she had her flying monkeys on hand, team LayCool, Alicia Fox and current Divas champion, Maryse, in her corner as she took on ‘Glam-A-Man.’ Long story short, and with the aid of Michelle McCool, Vickie Guerrero is now an undefeated Diva! As it should be, as she is nothing short of ‘Simply Flawless’ herself; yeah, I said it!

The match itself was, well… (and this is putting it nicely): busy. A lot of the girls were on the prowl, either seeking to draw blood from Ms. Phoenix, or… just in heat. Everywhere your eyes trailed, you were lost in a cornucopia of sparkling ring attire and flying hair extensions. I don’t remember any cool ‘spots’ in particular, but I did find myself laughing while Michelle taunted Beth by pushing her head a couple of times from behind the ropes; all while Beth held Layla in a military press. Eventually, Vickie Guerrero picked up the victory, an in an attempt to perhaps pay homage to her late-great husband, Eddie, it appeared as though Vickie had his signature frog splash in mind. fast forward to the RAW Divas, and thunder thighs herself, Piggie James, rushing to the ring for the rescue. Frog splash, the tribe has spoken: you may pack your things and leave. Greatness served up by Vickie Guerrero was not served, but an impressive in-ring debut nonetheless. Hey, she’s got LayCool’s back; we’re biased. By the end of the bell, fans were treated to Vickie Guerrero having been stripped from her pants, showcasing her magenta rhinestone studded granny panties which read: EXCUSE ME. No, excuse me while I head to the bathroom. The porcelain potty is about to have some left over Chinese. Oh, yes… I went there. TMI? Los siento.

Without much build-up, hype, or heck, even consideration, the Divas were booked in a WrestleMania match. What was that? You hadn’t a clue? Not so much as a single mention on SmackDown? You’re right. But, the match itself, as figured, a 10-Diva Tag Team Match. Borderline impromptu? Who knows? But, when our girl, Lady McCruel, is scheduled for the biggest night in sports entertainment, we can’t complain. Beggars can’t be choosers. We can only hope for the best – and amazing new ring attire! It’s going to be Mickie James, Kelly Kelly, Eve, Gail Kim & Beth Phoenix versus Women’s Champion Michelle McCool, Divas Champion Maryse, Layla, Alicia Fox & Vickie this Sunday at WrestleMania! We’re going to keep the faith, and really hope the girls turn out an outstanding match. Fingers-crossed, let’s hope for the best!

As for Katy (the other half of K-Jo, as dubbed by Mimi McFabulous herself), she promises to update our visitors with an exclusive coverage from WrestleMania, including Axxcess stories, HOF moments, and of course, pictures and memories shared from her encounter with the Women’s Champion, Michelle McCool. EXCUSE ME, I shall now join Quasimodo in the bell tower until Sunday night. Argh!

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