Triangles? This is wrestling, dagnabbit!

The first bit of news we’re going to tackle is Maria’s release. This isn’t anything new, so don’t expect us to drone on and on about the poor girl. There are tons of rumors as to why she was let go, one of them being that her main focus was no longer WWE. Maria mentioned having other dreams she wanted to chase after. Wait, we thought the main focus of any wrestler is to get the championship and be the best you can be. Dream BIG, Maria. In a recent interview she did after the release, someone asked her about starting a band with the Divas. The only diva she mentioned was Michelle McCool. She suggested Michelle play the triangle… ?!?! Sorry, honey. Michelle’s too busy winning titles and kicking butt on Smackdown to play a piece of metal. Good luck to ya though!

In the next string of unfortunate events, it appears as though Mickie James is injured. The Smackdown diva tweeted, “Sorry I’ve been mia the last few days James Gang! Fact is your leader has taken a bad hit. Surgery Monday & today. Being laid up in the hospital is no fun :-( but I didn’t want u all to worry. So now we show just how tough we r! How we can’t be stopped!” She also included this picture. We have no idea how it happened or when, but it does answer the WrestleMania question! Mickie vs. Michelle or a Triple Threat match are out of the question. We’re looking at you, Beth Phoenix! On the most recent Smackdown tour, there were several fan reports sent in saying that Michelle McCool vs. Beth Phoenix was one of the better matches of the evening. How about we expose that match by putting it on the biggest wrestling stage of them all?

We can see it now: WrestleMania XXVI. Michelle McCool vs. Beth Phoenix. WWE Women’s Championship on the line. Another goal accomplished by Ms. McCruel! Check!

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