Ten new magazine scans have been added to the gallery. Amongst them are scans from a “book” that came with the new WWE Magazine Special. Ranting pants are on tight!

This “book” is the size of a picture frame and about as thick as the coupons you get in the Sunday paper. No no, that’s not the best part! What we have here is “The 100 Most Downloaded Divas Ever!” Right, so, I’m thinking we’re going to see pictures of Trish, Torrie and Stacy, plus others. Noooooo!! Apparently the Divas of today are the only ones who got downloaded. Now, you open this thing, and be careful because your finger nail may rip the tissue paper thin page. In it, WWE Magazine writers inform us that, “Chances are you’ll recognize many of the gorgeous photos printed in this spectacular mini-magazine.” Spectacular? Really? These pictures are the size of my wiener dog’s paw. “After all, you’ve already been ogling them online; the most downloaded Diva pictures in modern history.” Ahh, so that’s the kicker. Modern history, they say! “And now, they’re organized in a single, convenient, easy-on-the-eyes booklet. No need to thank us. It was hard work, but we do it all for you, the WWE Universe.” Hardwork!? This thing was hardwork!? First graders put together Mother’s Day cards that are more decorative than this!

If you get your magnifying glass out, you can see that we have several pictures of Michelle. Some of which we’ve never seen before. Again, really!? A few are from her Summer Skin pictures, which were gorgeous of course. Some of the others are from the photoshoot she did for WWE Magazine back in 2008. I wish we had full sizes of those because they look so stunning. I mean c’mon, Michelle in a bikini is always going to turn some heads. Why weren’t these put on a poster or something? Since when did WWE start boycotting the ladies so much? I get that they’re PG and all, but boys are still boys and I’m not sure any sort of rating will change that. But no no, that is OKAY, WWE. Really. We will just sit here and use our magnifying glasses from our Spy Kit we got on our 8th birthdays to get a closer look. In the meantime, why don’t y’all work a smidgen harder and put together a real Divas Magazine?! Yeah? Yeahhhh!

In all seriousness, the pictures are super pretty. It’s great that we’re even getting to see them at all!

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