Today is our very own Katy’s birthday! Ladies and gents, clear the bars: she’s been waiting for this day for a loooooooong time. But, no worries! She just wants to go in and flash her new ID cause she’s got nothing else to flash. Today, Katy can legally prove that she’s 21, even though she looks like she’s 12, going on 2. Most of you know just how near and dear Katy is to me; it’s not every day that you can find someone… so willing, so eager to please, and more than happy to do the hard work and labor around here, while I take all the credit! Wait a minute, did I just compare her to Rosa Mendes? Oh, snaps! Let’s not get it twisted, Tigga: You may be going as “Michelle” to ‘Mania next year, and I’m forced to go as “Layla” – but I’m the Michelle, and you’re just my Layla. ;) All jokes and Birthday roasts aside, Katy Moss, I love you! Happy 21st Birthday!

And, heck. Who gives a crap about a birthday post if Michelle ain’t got nothing to d with it, right?! Don’t worry, your idol pulled through for you. She spoils us rotten, and we expect nothing less on our big day!

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday Dear Katy, Happy Birthday to you! I hope you have a FLAWLESS day!!!!!:)) [Insert Michelle's special message for Katy's eyes only here; *sticks tongue out*] Seriously tho, thanks for the continued support!

Love, Michelle McCool

Okay, so there’s more to it than you know, Tigga. Michelle and I have been working on something extra special, extra epic, and believe-you-me… it’s going to be major! Fabulous for you, horrible for me, and all-around, a sure bet to be your FAVORITE birthday gift this year. Think you’ve got an idea? More deets later. ;)

So let us all come together, and give Katy her props on her big day! She puts a lot of hard work into our websites (well, DolphZiggler.Com) and they wouldn’t be nearly as successful (or damn near updated as much), with out her! So, c’mon, hurry up, we all know I can’t stand it when the spotlight isn’t on me. Happy Birthday, Tigga. :*