Tonight’s the night for NXT’s Season 2 Finale! The Pros come out, followed by the final three Pros who introduce their Rookies. LayCool introduce the Number one Rookie (IN OUR HEARTS!) and for one last time, HEEEEEEEEEEERE’S KAVAL!

Everyone stands in the ring and Striker goes over what the winner will receive, then announces a Triple Threat Match between all three Rookies next! The Miz starts doing what he does best, talk. He gets in Kaval’s face and because Kaval don’t play that way, he shoves Miz. A little brawl begins ending with Miz and Alex Riley getting thrown out of the ring. Peace out!

They announce Season 3 of NXT and this time it will be all Divas! Kelly Kelly is the Pro to Rookie Naomi, Alicia Fox is paired with Maxine, probably the weirdest pairing goes to Goldust and Aksana, The Bellas have former NXT ring announcer Jamie, another strange group with Primo being the Pro to AJ and finally Vickie Guerrero’s Rookie, the 6 foot 9 giant Aloisia. Shame there’s no LayCool! They’ve proven to be the best Pros. Sorry Miz, but two seasons in a row or not, none of your Rookies have won! To the back of the line you go!

Alex Riley wins the Triple Threat. Actually he steals the win. LayCool cheer for Kaval on the outside like the awesome Pros that they are! Kaval connects with his rolling kick on Michael McGillicutty and starts to climb to the top to hit the Warrior’s Way. Riley jumps up and shoves Kaval to the floor, then covers McGillicutty for the 1-2-3. Psht. We all know who really won that match!

All five eliminated Rookies are at ringside. Matt Striker asks them who should win. Alex Riley gets votes from Titus O’Neil and Eli Cottonwood. Percy and Husky pick Michael and Lucky says this entire competition went down the toilet when he was voted off. Um, obviously not because you’re a sore loser. Let it go. Kaval’s better than you, end of story!

It’s time for the first elimination. ALEX RILEY gets the boot! The favorite to win the entire thing is voted off at 3rd! IN YO’ FACES!!! Miz throws a temper tantrum on the stage. LayCool mock him from behind with their crying faces. Miz and Melina could make a great tag team come to think of it.

Matt Striker has Kaval and Michael in the ring. He asks them to say why they should win and why the other should be eliminated. Michael starts off with a question to LayCool. Did they seriously submit their ninja baby into the NXT competition? Did you seriously just ask that? He talks about Kaval’s clothes, calling it a wet suit and saying that the ring isn’t a pool. Duh. He says it’s taken him 13 years to get here, so what makes him think he can do any better now that he is here. And for the most irrelevant part of his ramblings, Kaval means Flute. Right, well, every time I hear McGillicutty I think of I Love Lucy, how ya like those apples? We’re saved by the buzzer and Kaval is handed the microphone and the crowd goes wild! Kaval says that Michael was trained by Harley Race and he’s a third generation superstar, he’s been set up perfectly to be a star. But Kaval comes from a hardworking middle class family, he’s simply a kid from New York with a high school diploma and a deep voice. Kaval admits it did take him 13 years, but at every stage he’s earned respect around the world. He’s made sacrifices, shed blood, sweat and tears to work with legends like Eddie Guerrero. He tells Michael that he’s sadly mistaken because he will be the next breakout star.

Deep breaths because the time has come to name the winner of NXT Season Two. Drum roll please…

KAVAL WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LayCool come running to the ring and it’s time for that big celebration we’ve all been waiting for! …right after Michael gives us his sob story. He stands there for eternity, doing nothing. He’s wasting party time. Kaval won, hello! Michael says he doesn’t know what to say. No, really? Because you sure have been standing there looking all angry and wasting Kaval’s speech time! He questions how Kaval won, how his PPV match will suck, blah blah blah. He says that he may have lost the contract, but it won’t stop him from becoming a future champ. Can someone cut him off? Even Michael Cole is asking to hear from the winner!

Finally the show is Kaval’s! He starts by thanking all of us and doesn’t get much more out because the five eliminated Rookies storm the ring and attack him. You cannot be serious right now. First we have to listen to Michael whine and complain, now Kaval doesn’t even get to give a proper speech. Wade Barret didn’t get this kind of treatment! LayCool look on broken hearted while their Rookie (and winner!!) gets completely destroyed. Seriously, love how nobody even tried to stop that. No it’s okay, really. Just go ahead and let it happen. That’s cool. (Sarcasm.) Once again, even Cole is saying how this is Kaval’s moment.

There’s the AMAZING such as LayCool’s dresses, Michelle’s hair and KAVAL WINNING!!! Then there’s the horrible, like Kaval getting cheated out of a victory speech. When he wins the title at an upcoming PPV, he better get the stage to himself! Well, himself and LayCool of course!

This season has been the best! Sure it’s only the second, but it was by far more entertaining than last season. Did LayCool help with that? Of course. They help with everything! We’re sad that they aren’t Pros for next season, but all good things must come to an end. Except for LayCool. That can’t come to an end ever. …right!?

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