Backstage (that’s beginning to be the given every week when it comes to LayCool) Rrrrrrrrosa is in Teddy’s office with a shake weight. Usually I would laugh at this thing because when I first saw it on the Ellen DeGeneres Show, I was cracking up. That is all kinds of wrong. But Rosa can’t even do that right! So many innuendos could be put here, but we’ll keep it PG. Anyway, she’s there, shaking her weight. Maybe she should go shake n bake? Teddy Long tells her she looks great. Yeah, well, his glasses are too small and he can’t see anything past his hatred for LayCool and their abundant happiness. Rosa shakes herself on out of there and Teddy sits down. In the corner a plant starts moving. The Mini-CLB is still in the tree and was spying on Teddy. Again we say, creepy! He tries to tell Teddy what he overheard, even using pantomimes. Either Hornswoggle is a horrible player at Charades or Teddy is just a ding dong. We’ll go with both. Poor Swoggle even tries a game of Pictionary. Teddy apparently doesn’t have Family Game Night because the dude cannot seem to understand anything. Clearly those squiggly lines meant, “LayCool are going to destroy Melina!” Teddy tells Hornswoggle they can work together somehow. Hopefully they won’t be playing as a team in Taboo.

LayCool are taking part in a photoshoot we’ll never see and if we do it won’t be for another 4 months. Kaval is with them as well. They take a few more shots then head over to check out their shots. Flawless… Flawless… Flawless! Wait, who said that!? Kaval!? He has come so far. He’s smiling, he’s using LayCool’s language. Did you vote for him yet?

Layla suggests someone who could use their help. Layla’s much better at playing Charades and Michelle’s a great player! She pretends to be Melina and Michelle’s still doubtful that they can help her. Layla questions if Teddy will like what they have planned for the 900th episode of Raw. LayCool may never be wrong, but Teddy probably get his long johns in a knot when they help people! He’s such a Negative Nancy, seriously. He’s about as wrong as Melina’s outfit at SummerSlam. LayCool really are always right! They said what we were all thinking. Melina looked like Big Bird and a Vegas Showgirl hooked up. Apparently it was something about a tribe but LayCool have no idea what tribe that was.

Layla gets excited and wants to talk about this Monday again, but the room has to be cleared out. Kaval, being such a good Rookie, ushers everyone else out. Michelle whispers their top secret plans to Layla and that’s all she wrote. Is it Monday yet?! We can’t wait to find out what LayCool have in store for Raw’s resident cry baby! Do you guys have any ideas??

Recap: Rosa needs a gym membership, Teddy has to get help from a leprechaun he can’t understand, LayCool take Flawless pictures, Big Bird is running around naked, Melina is beyond help and next Monday will be one of the best episodes of Raw because LayCool are going to be there!!!

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