Is this what happens when LayCool defeats all the Divas? They have to amuse themselves backstage by plotting and planning against Melina? Hmm… we like it! Sure we miss seeing Michelle in action because let’s be honest here, nobody kills it in the ring like she does!

Layla brings up how Teddy isn’t exactly their biggest fan and how he might want to punish them for what they did to Melina at SummerSlam. But punish them? Really!? He should reward them for what they did. Michelle’s tired of seeing Melina cry, we’re tired of seeing Melina cry, Melina’s cheeks are tired of feeling her cry… I mean seriously! That girl needs to pop a Midol or just get over it! We get it, you won, woohoo! You don’t see Michelle bawling every time she beats someone up. Though if she did cry every time that happened, the Earth would probably be more than 70% water. Michelle hits a line that is officially the LayCool quote of the week. Melina is now Lady Wah-Wah. “Don’t cry again, don’t cry again… Melina-jandro!” Hopefully we see that on a shirt soon!

Regardless of how many tears Melina sheds or what Teddy Long attempts to come up with, it’ll be inferior compared to what LayCool’s got up their sleeve! Wanna know? Do ya? Do ya? Because it’s.. FLAW….less. LayCool must have a sixth sense because they lower their voices and try not to bring attention to themselves or their super secret scheme. They pinky swear not to tell anybody because Teddy cannot find out. Awww, the pinky swear! BFF necklaces, pinky swears, keeping each other’s secrets, gossiping about boys.. Michelle and Layla are the movie perfect image of best friends! I’m sure somewhere, Melina is tearing up.

It’s a good thing LayCool kept it hush hush because lurking in the plant was Hornswoggle. First off, that’s really flipping creepy. Second, how long was he in the Diva’s locker room?! Someone should put a tracker on him because he’s seen (and probably heard) far too much for his own good!

Recap: LayCool have something planned for Melina, Teddy drinks too much Haterade, Melina’s a cry baby and Hornswoggle is a CLB. If you don’t know what that is, cross your fingers that Stone Cold doesn’t come open up a can of whoop ass on ya. Thankfully we have NXT to break up this constant string of backstage segments! Have you been voting for Kaval?!

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