Did we not say LayCool needed to make a return on NXT?! Did WWE listen to us for once?
All the Rookies are in the ring. Just curious, for NXT do they throw all the girls in a dark closet and have them get dressed? We do not understand some of those outfits. AJ, I’m rooting for you and I would love to see AJ vs. Michelle one day, but what is up with the sneakers and a dress?! And Naomi? I don’t even know where to start. Anyway, Vickie comes to the ring and says that Kaitlyn will face Jamie tonight. She also has a special surprise! Vickie invited two of her friends to help coach Kaitlyn tonight.
YOU’RE NOT ENOUGH FOR ME! LayCool come out looking like Shania Twain in the That Don’t Impress Me Much video, except they’re wearing zebra print. “Okay, so you wanna be a diva? That don’t impress me much!” They come to the ring, just like old times. Michelle tells Kaitlyn that she should be thanking her lucky starts that she has Vickie Guerrero for a Pro. She says that Kaitlyn an trust in LayCool because they are the Unified Divas Champions AND the reason Kaval won last season. If Kaitlyn listens to them, then she just might be a winner.
LayCool run down the list of girls. Jamie (they think she’s Jamie, but not for sure) wouldn’t have a chance at winning tonight even if The Bellas were here because… well… they are the Bellas! Michelle says they’re all gorgeous and that the sky is the limit. They can do anything they put their minds to… NOT! Maxine scares them, Aksana needs to speak English, AJ looks like a little mouse and they offer her some cheese. Goldy pants Naomi needs to move her big booty to the side because Kaval is Property of LayCool!
Kelly Kelly pipes up, calling them Dumb and Dumber. Ohhh, so original! She says that LayCool can’t come back to NXT and think they run the show. Um, yes they can. In fact, we’re ecstatic that they are! We all know you don’t do the show any favors. Kelly says that no, Jamie’s Pros aren’t there, but she is and so is Naomi. She proposes that tonight LayCool and Kaitlyn take on herself, Naomi and Jamie.
Really?
Really?
IT’S ON!
LayCool start to shove the Rookies. Matt Striker tells them to relax because they have a challenge next. A challenge which Kaitlyn gets eliminated from first. Hmm, that’s really promising for the big tag match!
Smelly Kelly comes out first to greet her team in the ring. The reason NXT is bearable (sorry to burst your bubble, Cole!) comes out next. LayCool walk down with the cougar, Vickie. Rawrrrrr! The bell rings and Layla starts things off with Kelly. Kelly blocks a kick and socks Layla. She hits a Lou Thesz press and Jamie gets tagged in. Layla takes the flower out of her hair and puts it in hers. She mocks Jamie’s physique, acting like a body builder. She poses for Michelle and then throws the flower. She and Jamie lock up. Jamie backs her into the corner and Layla shoves her off. Jamie shoves her right back. Jamie hits a body slam and Layla manages to tag in Kaitlyn. Jamie kicks her and puts her in a headlock. Kaitlyn fights out and spears Jamie as she bounces off the ropes. Naomi gets tagged in and Kaitlyn tags in Michelle. Michelle lets Naomi have it! She stomps a mudhole in her, but before she can walk it dry, the referee pulls her off. Naomi pushes Michelle into the ropes and gets a roll up as she bounces off, but Michelle quickly kicks out. Naomi starts giving it to Michelle hardcore! Whoa there! Michelle finally gets Naomi off of her and she ends up on the apron. Back in the ring, Michelle regains control. She has Naomi down and out. Kaitlyn runs in. Uhhh, you have to wait for a tag, genius! Michelle directs traffic and finally tags Kaitlyn in. Yet somehow, Kaitlyn manages to mess it up. She has Naomi pinned, but she reverses it into a pin of her. Naomi picks up the win for her team.
Really, Kaitlyn? Really?! She stands there, knowing she just screwed up the easiest match to win. LayCool get in the ring and yell at her. Seriously, girl. They handed you that match on a silver platter! Kaitlyn shoves Michelle. Maybe she was dropped on her head because she does not make the smartest decisions. How Vickie puts up with her, we don’t know. Layla grabs her legs and Michelle nails her in the head with a vicious kick. Vickie joins them in the ring, screaming at Kaitlyn. “You never, ever listen!” Yeah, we can see that! Hopefully that kick knocked some sense into her.
We’re sad to see LayCool leave NXT again, but we’re hopeful that they’ll make another appearance! If not, there’s always SmackDown, Superstars, Raw and PPVs! Slowly but surely, LayCool will be taking over!
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