What’s this? Michelle McCool in action inside the ring and not backstage?! This week she’s taking on Smelly Kelly, again. Oh well, we won’t complain. Sure we would have loved a backstage and/or promo to go along with the match this week, but we understand that the chances of that happening are slim to none.

The match kicks off when Michelle turns to Layla to make sure her hair is perfect. Oh, and it is! We’ve only said this a million times since, but we love seeing the long blonde hair back! While Michelle gets her primp on, Kelly comes from behind and kicks Michelle down. May we point out that Michelle called for a Time Out, okay? There was no need for Kelly to sneak attack. Sportsmanship, Kelly, learn it! By this time, Layla’s on commentary yelling at Kelly to get off her friend. Make sure you guys have sound while watching this match. Not only is the commentary of Matt Striker gold, as usual, but Layla is brilliant. She should replace that other guy. Todd? Josh? Whichever. Ooh, lightbulb! Matt Striker and JBL! Their words would be amazing. “My lovely English muffin, Layla!” “The next Mrs. Layfield… BALL GAME, MAGGLE COLE! BALL GAME!”

Right, the match. Michelle hooks Kelly in what looks like the return of her belly-to-belly suplex but switches it up at the last moment and plants Kelly on her knee. Ouch! She continues the attack to Kelly’s back while Layla continues to praise LayCool and all they stand for. They will be the first ever Unified BFF champs. Oh yes! Kelly kicks out of a pin and Michelle once again does push ups, using Kelly’s face as a substitute for the floor. Talk about drop and give me twenty! Layla says she feels so bad for Michelle because whenever she has to wrestle Kelly, she has to throw up first. That’s how bad she smells. For Halloween, they should give Kelly a pumpkin full of soap. Trick or treat, smell my feet… ew.

Kelly starts to make a big comeback, knocking Michelle down over and over. Maybe it’s just me, but Layla’s screaming is hilarious. “C’mon Michelle! Beat her.. BEAT HER! Get up!” Don’t mess with Layla’s bestie! Kelly goes for another one of her screaming headscissor takedowns, well we think that’s what she was going for, but Michelle counters it into a Faith Breaker for the 1-2-3! LayCool celebrate in the ring and it’s good times all around!

Night of Champions is going to be coming up pretty quickly. We’re hoping to see more Raw appearances by LayCool! Heck, we wouldn’t even be opposed to Melina on SmackDown. And as for Night of Champions? Maybe Kelly’s stench will scare off all the other girls and we’ll be able to have a rematch that rivals last year’s match!

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