WWE already has one superstar that’s infamous for his reality TV show appearances. He may be a chick magnet, but The Miz ain’t no McCool! And Ashley Massaro? PUH-LEEZE. That girl doesn’t belong in a ring and she also doesn’t belong in a jungle. Now Michelle on the other hand, she could hold her own. She’s got the physical strength and the girl is intelligent. The question is, how would she use that in order to win at the show’s finale?
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Valentine’s Day is fast approaching. If you look back on WWE history, you’ll see all sorts of romantic pairings. Some were matches made in heaven, some had us scratching our heads and some had us racing to the toilet. A lot of memorable moments have involved popular divas and another superstar. Stephanie and Triple H, Trish and Vince, Lita and Matt Hardy (and Edge), Stacy and Test, the list goes on. So what about Michelle? Chuck and Jamie, sure it was interesting, but there wasn’t that much going on. Yes, Jamie is a very nice, Southern gentleman, but his eyes wandered. And Chuck.. well.. flowers can only get you so far, Mr. Wife Beater.

After glancing over the current roster, I picked out a few guys to be potential bachelors for Michelle McCruel. But before we get to the final three, here’s a look at some of the superstars who didn’t quite make the cut:

Jack Swagger The All-American American and the All-American Girl? Even though he’s a fellow Okie, the verdict is he should get smacked for ripping off Michelle’s nickname instead of a goodnight kiss.

Edge He’s hot. That’s all. And sadly for Michelle’s standards, it’s not enough.

John Morrison He looks pretty good, but when a man takes longer than his lady to get ready, it presents a huge problem.

Chris Jericho They’re both pretty full of themselves and certainly aren’t afraid to speak their minds. Therein lies the issue. While the arguing could be funny on television, it might get tiring to see them fight over who’s better. (Michelle’s better, in case anybody was wondering.)

The Undertaker With all the black Michelle’s been wearing, it wouldn’t be a far walk to the dark side. They’re both dominant forces, and while Josie may cheer on the inevitable heavy eye make up, the fear of Michelle dying her hair black makes this a no go.

Triple H The King and Queen of Smackdown. However, the thought of Michelle being future endeavored via the boss’s daughter is enough to send Hunter back to the singles’ line.

Shelton Benjamin Even though they’re both some of the most gifted athletic competitors in the ring, I’m not sure either of them could benefit from the other’s presence.

Dolph Ziggler It almost pains me to type this, but for a certain someone it’d be the perfect fairytale story. Sorry Josie, but this one’s going to have to remain in your dreams and your dreams only.

Without any further ado, ladies and gentlemen, McCool fans of all ages… here are my top three picks for potential on-screen suitors:

Bachelor #1: Randy Orton. He’s tall, he’s dark, he’s handsome and he’s a big ol’ jerk. A third generation star could use a little first generation McCool. With Michelle’s new found mean streak, surely she has the power to control the Legend Killer suffering (or not suffering, depending on how you look at it) from IED. Picture it, Randy goes around punting any and every superstar in the head while Michelle does the same to all the jealous divas. They’d make quite the unstoppable duo if I do say so myself.

Bachelor #2: Kane. Sure he’s not the most handsome guy on the roster, but he will do just about anything for love. It couldn’t hurt Michelle to have someone like Kane on her side. Over the years we’ve seen what this love deprived monster is capable of. Michelle would be much better off with him as her friend instead of her enemy. We don’t need another repeat of the Lita saga, so what exactly would Michelle have to offer? It’s no secret that she doesn’t mind getting her hands dirty and getting physical. Kane wouldn’t necessarily have to do all the work, he’d have an equal partner by his side instead of a dog barking orders. Michelle gets her protection and back up, Kane gets a companion.

Bachelor #3: Matt Hardy. As if the Southern connection wasn’t enough, they both recently opened their eyes and saw that if they don’t put themselves first, nobody else will. Michelle knows the other girls are jealous. She’s worked hard to get where she is and it’s to the point now where friends don’t matter. This past Sunday, Matt saw the light as well. Jeff gets everything handed to him, even if he does mess up. Matt always works hard and more often than not makes the right decision. Things are a little different now for these two. It’s about time they put themselves first. I think if they got together and aligned, they could be a powerful force to Smackdown.

These are my picks, what do you all think? Is there someone else out there you think would be better for Michelle? Or maybe one of the guys I didn’t think would be suitable, you think would be the perfect match. What ever the case may be, you’re free to voice your own opinions, so have at it!

“Just so everyone understands … this is Michelle McCool’s world and the rest of us are just passing through. Got it?”

Oh JR, ever the wise one. In his recent blogs, he’s mentioned Michelle many times, and usually not in the highest regard. He may not have the best taste in college football teams, (*coughOSU is better than OU*cough*), but he’s certainly got one thing right – it is Michelle’s world.

Don’t panic just yet! Michelle taking over won’t wreak havoc in a Godzilla type way. There are many perfectly good reasons why having Michelle as the most dominant diva around isn’t a bad thing. Simply put, it’s the 3 B’s – Beauty, Brains and Brawn…

Beauty. It’s no doubt that Michelle is a beautiful lady. She’s tall, she’s tan, she’s got those long, long legs, she’s blonde and she’s got an athletic body to top it off. But there are a lot of beautiful girls out there, so what makes McCool so special? Michelle has the ability to be the soft, pretty girl. She could pose in women’s magazines and get over well. She has an appealing look to females that want to better themselves in a healthy way. Michelle can also be a sexy woman on the cover of any men’s magazine. Throw a hot outfit on her and some thigh high stiletto boots, and she’s ready to crush all those little boys’ dreams. Like Sable used to say, Michelle is “for all the women who want to be me and all the men who came to see me.”

Brains. Michelle has a Master’s degree. She went to a community college and a university. That alone proves that she’s got it going on upstairs just as much as she does in the looks department. Putting book smarts aside though? Michelle’s brilliant in the ring. Unless it’s an attack from behind, not many people can get the best of McCool. She has the mentality of, “Me, Myself and I.” It’s not about everyone else, it’s about Michelle McCool. Most people are too stupid to realize that they worry about everyone else long before they worry about number one. Not Michelle. She looks after herself first and foremost.

Brawn. The girl has been active since she was a toddler. I’m not sure there’s any sport out there Michelle hasn’t tried and excelled at. She’s a tomboy and she’s not afraid to get her French manicured hands dirty. There are pictures of her online showing a big ol’ alligator who the queen really is. I can’t say there are too many girls out there willing to wrestle Beth Phoenix, let alone a gator. Michelle’s a strong individual, not just within herself, but physically too. The amount of wins she’s racked up make her losses look like they’re flukes (and most of them were). She mixes it up in the ring. She’s not afraid to try something new. Michelle will beat a diva by planting her on her face or by twisting her ankle until she’s begging for mercy.

Jillian Hall. While Michelle is my favorite diva currently, I have always adored Jillian. She has so much talent and even though she can’t sing real well, the girl can wrestle. We saw Michelle and Jillian mix it up on Smackdown before, but that was years ago! Michelle has come so far as a wrestler since then, just think of the matches these two could put on now!

Beth Phoenix. They still have unfinished business. I believe Michelle has what it takes to beat Beth, and not with a roll up either. Sure Beth’s beat her before, but so what? Beth also got beat by “Santina.”

Kelly Kelly. HAHAHA! No thanks. She’d probably end up stealing Michelle’s clothes again! Hopefully if Michelle went to Raw, Kelly can go to Smackdown so she can’t snag Michelle’s wardrobe. (And yes, this is me joking around. Don’t get your panties in a bunch again.)

Melina. Obviously whoever has the belt, Michelle should be gunning for them. Michelle could be the first diva to hold the Divas’ and Women’s titles, it’s got a nice sound to it! Like I mentioned before about Jillian, they’ve had some matches in the past. But once again, they’ve both come a long way.

Lilian Garcia. …what?! If wrestlers even look at Lilian the wrong way, they get booed. She may not be in storylines every week, but Lilian’s out there and she is a crowd favorite. Mess with her and people are not happy. Charlie Haas, anyone?? Michelle and Lilian had a few encounters over this past Latin America tour. Who knows what could happen if they brought it to TV.

Candice Michelle. I’ve said this since the Faith started – Good Faith vs. Bad Faith! Now that Michelle’s took a left turn at Naughtyville, we could finally see this! Of course, Candice does have to stay uninjured for it. I can’t make any promises that she’ll be unharmed after Michelle’s done teaching her a lesson about what Faith’s all about, but until then? Bubble wrap your GoDaddy self!

Mickie James. As much as I want to see Michelle be the Women’s champion, I want this match even more. But I’m not just wanting a match. No no. I want a good ol’ fashioned feud with bad blood and the works! I don’t want bickering over something stupid like, “She took my lip gloss, oh nuh uh!” I’m talking something more. From the fans point of view, we don’t see these wrestlers 24/7. We don’t know their entire life history. Maybe sometime way back when, Mickie did something that Michelle just cannot forgive her for. Whatever it is, I want it and I want to see it! These two have what it takes to put on an amazing match and play out a story that everyone wants to tune in for each week to see what happens next. And then, after Michelle’s left Mickie tapping or laid out for the 1-2-3, she can move on to capture her first title reign as WWE Women’s Champion.