Did we not say LayCool needed to make a return on NXT?! Did WWE listen to us for once?

All the Rookies are in the ring. Just curious, for NXT do they throw all the girls in a dark closet and have them get dressed? We do not understand some of those outfits. AJ, I’m rooting for you and I would love to see AJ vs. Michelle one day, but what is up with the sneakers and a dress?! And Naomi? I don’t even know where to start. Anyway, Vickie comes to the ring and says that Kaitlyn will face Jamie tonight. She also has a special surprise! Vickie invited two of her friends to help coach Kaitlyn tonight.

YOU’RE NOT ENOUGH FOR ME! LayCool come out looking like Shania Twain in the That Don’t Impress Me Much video, except they’re wearing zebra print. “Okay, so you wanna be a diva? That don’t impress me much!” They come to the ring, just like old times. Michelle tells Kaitlyn that she should be thanking her lucky starts that she has Vickie Guerrero for a Pro. She says that Kaitlyn an trust in LayCool because they are the Unified Divas Champions AND the reason Kaval won last season. If Kaitlyn listens to them, then she just might be a winner.

LayCool run down the list of girls. Jamie (they think she’s Jamie, but not for sure) wouldn’t have a chance at winning tonight even if The Bellas were here because… well… they are the Bellas! Michelle says they’re all gorgeous and that the sky is the limit. They can do anything they put their minds to… NOT! Maxine scares them, Aksana needs to speak English, AJ looks like a little mouse and they offer her some cheese. Goldy pants Naomi needs to move her big booty to the side because Kaval is Property of LayCool!

Kelly Kelly pipes up, calling them Dumb and Dumber. Ohhh, so original! She says that LayCool can’t come back to NXT and think they run the show. Um, yes they can. In fact, we’re ecstatic that they are! We all know you don’t do the show any favors. Kelly says that no, Jamie’s Pros aren’t there, but she is and so is Naomi. She proposes that tonight LayCool and Kaitlyn take on herself, Naomi and Jamie.

Really?
Really?
IT’S ON!

LayCool start to shove the Rookies. Matt Striker tells them to relax because they have a challenge next. A challenge which Kaitlyn gets eliminated from first. Hmm, that’s really promising for the big tag match!

Smelly Kelly comes out first to greet her team in the ring. The reason NXT is bearable (sorry to burst your bubble, Cole!) comes out next. LayCool walk down with the cougar, Vickie. Rawrrrrr! The bell rings and Layla starts things off with Kelly. Kelly blocks a kick and socks Layla. She hits a Lou Thesz press and Jamie gets tagged in. Layla takes the flower out of her hair and puts it in hers. She mocks Jamie’s physique, acting like a body builder. She poses for Michelle and then throws the flower. She and Jamie lock up. Jamie backs her into the corner and Layla shoves her off. Jamie shoves her right back. Jamie hits a body slam and Layla manages to tag in Kaitlyn. Jamie kicks her and puts her in a headlock. Kaitlyn fights out and spears Jamie as she bounces off the ropes. Naomi gets tagged in and Kaitlyn tags in Michelle. Michelle lets Naomi have it! She stomps a mudhole in her, but before she can walk it dry, the referee pulls her off. Naomi pushes Michelle into the ropes and gets a roll up as she bounces off, but Michelle quickly kicks out. Naomi starts giving it to Michelle hardcore! Whoa there! Michelle finally gets Naomi off of her and she ends up on the apron. Back in the ring, Michelle regains control. She has Naomi down and out. Kaitlyn runs in. Uhhh, you have to wait for a tag, genius! Michelle directs traffic and finally tags Kaitlyn in. Yet somehow, Kaitlyn manages to mess it up. She has Naomi pinned, but she reverses it into a pin of her. Naomi picks up the win for her team.

Really, Kaitlyn? Really?! She stands there, knowing she just screwed up the easiest match to win. LayCool get in the ring and yell at her. Seriously, girl. They handed you that match on a silver platter! Kaitlyn shoves Michelle. Maybe she was dropped on her head because she does not make the smartest decisions. How Vickie puts up with her, we don’t know. Layla grabs her legs and Michelle nails her in the head with a vicious kick. Vickie joins them in the ring, screaming at Kaitlyn. “You never, ever listen!” Yeah, we can see that! Hopefully that kick knocked some sense into her.

We’re sad to see LayCool leave NXT again, but we’re hopeful that they’ll make another appearance! If not, there’s always SmackDown, Superstars, Raw and PPVs! Slowly but surely, LayCool will be taking over!

♠ WWE.Com > Digital Photos > NXT > September 21, 2010
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Tonight’s the night for NXT’s Season 2 Finale! The Pros come out, followed by the final three Pros who introduce their Rookies. LayCool introduce the Number one Rookie (IN OUR HEARTS!) and for one last time, HEEEEEEEEEEERE’S KAVAL!

Everyone stands in the ring and Striker goes over what the winner will receive, then announces a Triple Threat Match between all three Rookies next! The Miz starts doing what he does best, talk. He gets in Kaval’s face and because Kaval don’t play that way, he shoves Miz. A little brawl begins ending with Miz and Alex Riley getting thrown out of the ring. Peace out!

They announce Season 3 of NXT and this time it will be all Divas! Kelly Kelly is the Pro to Rookie Naomi, Alicia Fox is paired with Maxine, probably the weirdest pairing goes to Goldust and Aksana, The Bellas have former NXT ring announcer Jamie, another strange group with Primo being the Pro to AJ and finally Vickie Guerrero’s Rookie, the 6 foot 9 giant Aloisia. Shame there’s no LayCool! They’ve proven to be the best Pros. Sorry Miz, but two seasons in a row or not, none of your Rookies have won! To the back of the line you go!

Alex Riley wins the Triple Threat. Actually he steals the win. LayCool cheer for Kaval on the outside like the awesome Pros that they are! Kaval connects with his rolling kick on Michael McGillicutty and starts to climb to the top to hit the Warrior’s Way. Riley jumps up and shoves Kaval to the floor, then covers McGillicutty for the 1-2-3. Psht. We all know who really won that match!

All five eliminated Rookies are at ringside. Matt Striker asks them who should win. Alex Riley gets votes from Titus O’Neil and Eli Cottonwood. Percy and Husky pick Michael and Lucky says this entire competition went down the toilet when he was voted off. Um, obviously not because you’re a sore loser. Let it go. Kaval’s better than you, end of story!

It’s time for the first elimination. ALEX RILEY gets the boot! The favorite to win the entire thing is voted off at 3rd! IN YO’ FACES!!! Miz throws a temper tantrum on the stage. LayCool mock him from behind with their crying faces. Miz and Melina could make a great tag team come to think of it.

Matt Striker has Kaval and Michael in the ring. He asks them to say why they should win and why the other should be eliminated. Michael starts off with a question to LayCool. Did they seriously submit their ninja baby into the NXT competition? Did you seriously just ask that? He talks about Kaval’s clothes, calling it a wet suit and saying that the ring isn’t a pool. Duh. He says it’s taken him 13 years to get here, so what makes him think he can do any better now that he is here. And for the most irrelevant part of his ramblings, Kaval means Flute. Right, well, every time I hear McGillicutty I think of I Love Lucy, how ya like those apples? We’re saved by the buzzer and Kaval is handed the microphone and the crowd goes wild! Kaval says that Michael was trained by Harley Race and he’s a third generation superstar, he’s been set up perfectly to be a star. But Kaval comes from a hardworking middle class family, he’s simply a kid from New York with a high school diploma and a deep voice. Kaval admits it did take him 13 years, but at every stage he’s earned respect around the world. He’s made sacrifices, shed blood, sweat and tears to work with legends like Eddie Guerrero. He tells Michael that he’s sadly mistaken because he will be the next breakout star.

Deep breaths because the time has come to name the winner of NXT Season Two. Drum roll please…

KAVAL WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LayCool come running to the ring and it’s time for that big celebration we’ve all been waiting for! …right after Michael gives us his sob story. He stands there for eternity, doing nothing. He’s wasting party time. Kaval won, hello! Michael says he doesn’t know what to say. No, really? Because you sure have been standing there looking all angry and wasting Kaval’s speech time! He questions how Kaval won, how his PPV match will suck, blah blah blah. He says that he may have lost the contract, but it won’t stop him from becoming a future champ. Can someone cut him off? Even Michael Cole is asking to hear from the winner!

Finally the show is Kaval’s! He starts by thanking all of us and doesn’t get much more out because the five eliminated Rookies storm the ring and attack him. You cannot be serious right now. First we have to listen to Michael whine and complain, now Kaval doesn’t even get to give a proper speech. Wade Barret didn’t get this kind of treatment! LayCool look on broken hearted while their Rookie (and winner!!) gets completely destroyed. Seriously, love how nobody even tried to stop that. No it’s okay, really. Just go ahead and let it happen. That’s cool. (Sarcasm.) Once again, even Cole is saying how this is Kaval’s moment.

There’s the AMAZING such as LayCool’s dresses, Michelle’s hair and KAVAL WINNING!!! Then there’s the horrible, like Kaval getting cheated out of a victory speech. When he wins the title at an upcoming PPV, he better get the stage to himself! Well, himself and LayCool of course!

This season has been the best! Sure it’s only the second, but it was by far more entertaining than last season. Did LayCool help with that? Of course. They help with everything! We’re sad that they aren’t Pros for next season, but all good things must come to an end. Except for LayCool. That can’t come to an end ever. …right!?

♠ WWE.Com > Digital Photos > NXT > August 31, 2010
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The second to last week of NXT Season 2. Sniffle! Kaval has grown up so much, it brings a tear to our eyes. Okay not really, but we’re pretty sure somewhere Melina’s crying. Anyway we get a recap from last week when Cody threw his mega PMS fit. Such anger, such violence; we love it!

The Pros are introduced and LayCool come out looking gorgeous as usual. Michelle has on white pants while Layla’s wearing white shorts. What happened to matching?! Somewhere in the world is a law that says, “Michelle McCool needs to wear shorts as often as possible.” Sorry to Stacy Keibler and Chavo (yeah, we saw those shorts!), but Michelle’s got the best legs in the biz. Best legs, best abdominals, best everything! If the Flawless thing didn’t make sense to some before, hopefully it does now.

In the ring, the Rookies start talking about being in the finale three. Alex Riley says he has the look, he walks the walk and he definitely talks the talk. That is highly questionable, sir. Because you see, we happen to find you annoying and not really that cute. Move along please because Kaval is the total package! Kaval says the feeling is indescribable and he thanks the WWE Universe. He says last week he was ready to celebrate but couldn’t because a Pro lost control and was angry that his Rookie was eliminated when he should have been angry at himself for not getting his Rookie to the finals in the first place! That Pro is of course Cody Rhodes and Kaval doesn’t even bother trying to hide it.

Cody says Kaval should mind his tongue. (Layla sure minded it a few weeks ago. Wink wink!) Kaval has none of it and calls Cody out, saying he’s only where he is because of his daddy. Does somebody have some aloe vera for that burn!? Kaval says he’s earned his way here! He tells Cody that it’s easy to talk from 50 feet away so why doesn’t he come on down. Cody brushes it off, saying he’s “floored” by Kaval’s originality. He calls Kaval the gum he scrapes off the bottom of his boots. LayCool look to be twelve kinds of hacked off, standing up from their seats. Cody says he’s the Pro, Kaval is a wee little Rookie and his answer is no. He’s scared, he’s scared!

MVP adds in his two cents saying that Kaval just stepped up like a man, issued a challenge and Cody says no? Cody makes a comment about LayCool being Kaval’s babysitters and asks if he sleeps at the foot of MVP’s bed. Umm, that’s kinda creepy, Cody. MVP says no, but Kaval is his dog and LayCool are not his babysitters. MVP challenges Cody to a match and just to shut everyone up, Cody accepts it. Thank you.

Back from commercial we have the WWE Trivia Challenge. All three Rookies are around a big buzzer button, like the one on Family Feud. For round one, each question is worth 100 points and 20 points for round two. Matt Striker asks them various questions, easy questions might I add! Seriously, who doesn’t know Motörhead does Triple H’s entrance music?! Oh, that’s right, Michael McGillicutty and Alex Riley don’t! Actually Alex doesn’t seem to know squat about WWE hisory because at the end of the game, his grand total of a score was 200 points! Michael had 500 and your winner with 700 points, KAVAL!! While celebrating with LayCool, Matt Striker tells him what he’s won. Tomorrow at noon on WWE.com the polls will open up for the WWE Universe to vote for the next breakout star. Not only is he the total package, but Kaval will also have an advantage over the other two because his face is going to be plastered all over the site! WWE.com will have a special feature of Kaval!

Next Tuesday will be the season finale of NXT. Starting at noon tomorrow on WWE.com, the polls will be open and it’s time for our voices to be heard loud and clear! Or at least 50% of them, but still! Any little bit counts so be sure to head over there and vote!!! Sure Kaval deserves it, but honestly, how awesome will the reactions of Michelle and Layla be when he wins? So aside from voting for the total package, we’re also voting to see the biggest celebration in NXT history! There’s your incentive, now vote, vote, vote!

♠ WWE.Com > Digital Photos > NXT > August 24, 2010
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To find out what LayCool will be doing on WWE NXT next Tuesday, jump ahead to read the spoilers!

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