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Last week we get to see any McCool. Sniff! Tonight should be different as her bestie, Layla defends her title against Smelly Kelly.
Layla won the title in a 2-on-1 match, will she defend it in the same way? Will Vickie Guerrero once again be the wild card? Give us your thoughts in the comments! Then, come back tonight to MichelleMcCool.Net for live, play-by-play coverage of what goes down!
Kelly and Tiffany come out first. Tiffany looks like a hot mess who just walked in off the street corner. What in the world?
“You’re not enough for meeeee, ohhhh nooooo!” Layla and Michelle come out. Michelle’s in jeans and a backless shirt with I believe the word Flawless down her back instead of on a shirt. Interesting. Kinda like Morrison putting the rhinestones on his abs.
Bell rings, and Kelly and Layla go at it. Layla looks hot in her new ring attire too! You go girl!
Kelly takes it to Layla. Angry much? She goes for her back handspring into an elbow by Layla moves.
Kelly kicks Layla out of the ring. Kelly gets on the apron, and Layla trips her up then goes on the attack. Good girl! Michelle’s taught her well!
Layla continues her attack on Kelly. She has her in the ropes right by Michelle who trash talks her. Layla dropkicks Kelly out onto Michelle.. oops!? Layla throws Kelly into the barricade, while Michelle fends off Tiffany. While the ref is distracted, Michelle runs over to the barricade and sits on it above Kelly. “FLAWLESS!! I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING!” She counts along with the ref, then Kelly gets up and shoves her to the other side on the ground! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!
Back in the ring now, Kelly attacks Layla and eventually hits the K2. Michelle puts Layla’s foot, I mean.. Layla gets her foot on the rope, breaking up the three count. Ring awareness right there, folks! Kelly gets out of the ring. While Michelle applauds Layla’s intelligence, Kelly and Tiffany are focusing on an attack. LOOK OUT MICHELLE, TIFFANY’S HAIR MIGHT GET YOU! She turns and WHAM! Double clothesline! Kelly gets back in the ring. She goes for a sunset flip, Layla reverses: 1-2-3!
Layla retains! YAY!! Matt Striker hands them their titles, calling Michelle a Sweetie Pumpkin Pie and Layla a Little English Muffin. King says he knows why he mutes SmackDown. Clearly because of Todd Grisham!
Kelly is left a sad mess in the ring. Aww, boohoo!
Celebration time for LayCool!
♠ WWE.Com > Digital Photos > Pay-Per-Views > Money in the Bank (July 18, 2010)
♠ Screen Captures > Pay-Per-Views > Money in the Bank (2010)
Today is our very own Katy’s birthday! Ladies and gents, clear the bars: she’s been waiting for this day for a loooooooong time. But, no worries! She just wants to go in and flash her new ID cause she’s got nothing else to flash. Today, Katy can legally prove that she’s 21, even though she looks like she’s 12, going on 2. Most of you know just how near and dear Katy is to me; it’s not every day that you can find someone… so willing, so eager to please, and more than happy to do the hard work and labor around here, while I take all the credit! Wait a minute, did I just compare her to Rosa Mendes? Oh, snaps! Let’s not get it twisted, Tigga: You may be going as “Michelle” to ‘Mania next year, and I’m forced to go as “Layla” – but I’m the Michelle, and you’re just my Layla. 
All jokes and Birthday roasts aside, Katy Moss, I love you! Happy 21st Birthday!
And, heck. Who gives a crap about a birthday post if Michelle ain’t got nothing to d with it, right?! Don’t worry, your idol pulled through for you. She spoils us rotten, and we expect nothing less on our big day!
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday Dear Katy, Happy Birthday to you! I hope you have a FLAWLESS day!!!!!:)) [Insert Michelle's special message for Katy's eyes only here; *sticks tongue out*] Seriously tho, thanks for the continued support!
Love, Michelle McCool
Okay, so there’s more to it than you know, Tigga. Michelle and I have been working on something extra special, extra epic, and believe-you-me… it’s going to be major! Fabulous for you, horrible for me, and all-around, a sure bet to be your FAVORITE birthday gift this year. Think you’ve got an idea? More deets later.
So let us all come together, and give Katy her props on her big day! She puts a lot of hard work into our websites (well, DolphZiggler.Com) and they wouldn’t be nearly as successful (or damn near updated as much), with out her! So, c’mon, hurry up, we all know I can’t stand it when the spotlight isn’t on me. Happy Birthday, Tigga. :*
Yep, LayCool are not featured on tonight’s episode of NXT. The reason given? They’re treating themselves to a spa day. Ladies, c’mon!!! Couldn’t you move the date to a Wednesday? We NEED you! It’s not the same.
Maybe WWE scheduled the spa day because they knew The Nexus would be scared of them! Yeahh!! We all know LayCool will take people out, and The Nexus are surely no exception!
Another Rookie video played, this time for Alex Riley. LayCool questioned if he was the cute jock. Yes, he’s the cute one. They probably only said that because he bedazzled his Letterman jacket to look like a LayCool original.
Hopefully next Tuesday we’ll see the return of LayCool. Kaval needs guidance and we need entertainment!
Ever since defeating Beth Phoenix earlier this year to claim the Women’s Championship, Layla has had little problem flaunting her accomplishment. And with Michelle McCool at her side, the self-proclaimed “Co-Women’s Champions” tout themselves any chance they get.
But team “Lay-Cool” hasn’t been as entirely “flawless” as they claim to be. Quietly making a name for herself is Kelly Kelly, who boasts recent victories over both Michelle and Layla. Now, in her first title opportunity ever, Kelly is looking to get a victory when it really counts.
Although Kelly has proven she has what it takes to win, can she avoid two potential obstacles – besides Layla – that stand between her and the Women’s Championship?
The first possible problem for Kelly is Michelle. Will the self-proclaimed “Co-Women’s Champion” accompany Layla to the ring at Money in the Bank? If she does, what role may she play in how things unfold?
Secondly, could Official SmackDown Consultant Vickie Guerrero exert her power in some form? In recent weeks Vickie’s attention has been on Dolph Ziggler and his quest to qualify for the Money in the Bank Ladder Match , but certainly Vickie has not forgotten about Layla. After all, Layla won the title in a Handicap Match orchestrated by none other than Vickie herself.
Despite the associates that Layla has surrounded herself with, Kelly can claim the smart, sexy and powerful Tiffany as someone she can count on. If Tiffany is at Money in the Bank, certainly she will be in Kelly’s corner.
Watch live on pay-per-view on July 18 at 8 p.m. ET to see who will return to Friday nights as the Women’s Champion.
It’s Friday! Which means Pay Day for most of us, and SmackDown for everybody! Josh Matthews is backstage with Kelly Kelly, and it’s really freaking us out. You mean, WWE hasn’t forgotten that Divas are good on the mic, too? Josh brings up the importance of Kelly’s “Money in The Bank” match against Layla for the WWE Women’s Championship. Kelly lets out all but a few words before she’s interrupted.
Layla cuts in singing “Smelly Kelly, Smelly Kelly!” She brushes off Josh, letting him know that his presence is no longer wanted. Wow, how exciting! Kelly’s going to be getting her first title match. Layla even adds some salt to someone’s wounds, asking Kelly if she’ll be doing some extra training like Rosa. (Side note: Awe, where was she this week? I was hoping she’d still be begging for approval. Oh, well. Let’s continue.) The only way that Kelly can possibly beat Layla is if she passes out from the bad smell that just radiates off Kelly. Just as Layla was about to spray some fragrance on Kelly, as a friendly favor, does Kelly actually wrap her hand around Layla’s neck! WHAT?! Temper! Temper!
Thankfully, Michelle wasn’t too far away and decided that if Kelly wants to bring the “violence” to Layla, will she actually bring it harder. SMACK! Michelle thunders over with her Women’s Championship nailing Kelly in the back of the head. Now maybe it was me, but I swear thought I heard something rattle in Kelly’s head… anyway! Michelle warns Kelly that if she wants to mess with Layla, there are consequences: her! After LayCool brushes their hands together, collect their titles and leave Kelly cowering on the floor (where she belongs, hehe), does Tiffany finally run to her aid. Seriously? Where was she when Kelly was getting, oh, I don’t know.. ATTACKED?! Takes a blonde to know a blonde. Which reminds us of joke: How many blondes does it take for LayCool to… never mind we’ll leave the McCruel jokes to LayCool.
So, we’ve got one last week for WWE to build up the feud before the girls take it home, as they compete live on PPV when Layla defends her Women’s Championship against Kelly Kelly. So far, so good… it’s turning out to be an interesting program, and Michelle isn’t even the focal point! On the fashion front, it’s worth mentioning that Michelle wore red this week. RED! A lot of her fans have been asking for her to wear red ring attire, and this is as close as we get. Red does seem to suit her well, however… I don’t know if I’m ready to have Michelle drop the black sequins for some red ones. Michelle looked great, of course, but… she also looked a little bit too much like a WCW Nitro Girl. Perhaps it was the ka-booty shorts! Hopefully we’ll get a photo shoot out of LayCool anyway.
Short. Sweet. And to the point on this week’s SmackDown.
♥ Screen Captures > SmackDown! > 07.09.10
Apologies for the delay with results and media, but fret no longer, they are here! Thursday nights Main Event on WWE SuperStars! “You’re not enough for me” hits the arena speakers, and the viewers at home are once again green with envy. With choreography that’ll surely get the likes of Britney Spears and Janet Jackson’s attention, Batman & Robin Michelle and Layla, the self-professed co-WWE Women’s Champions, make their way to the ring. Matt Striker comments that the entrance theme is not only his favorite song, but his ringtone as well. Really? Us, too! Divas Tag Team action tonight! “Hollah-hollah-hollah…” Enter: the Mattel Twins, Tiffany and Kelly Kelly. While the girls bump bones (or well, in Tiffany’s case “hips”), LayCool pulled a cute little taunt in the ring and did just the same. And better!!!! Mind you. Tiffany and Michelle start the match. Lord, give her the strength tonight.
After Michelle bounces around and mocks Tiffany for a quick second, do they finally lock up and get things started. Michelle is pushed in the corner, but as the ref backs Tiffany away and off her, does Michelle connect with a slap! Another lock up in the ring with some arm bar locks and back and forth’s, before Tiffany gets Michelle in the corner once again. Tiffany’s on the top ropes, looks like it’s time for her “signature move.” Monkey flip. Yawn. Michelle lands in the center of the ring holding onto her hot bon-bons. Girls lock up again. Michelle seems to be struggling as Tiffany takes Michelle to the corner for the third time, this time, Team Mattel’s stomping ground. JAWS tags out as the fans pop for Smelly Kelly. Sunset flip off the top ropes. Doesn’t take long for Michelle to turn the tables on Kelly. Michelle catches Kelly and carries her into the corner of famous and flawless. Tag to Layla. Layla taunts Kelly, which leads her to catch Kelly’s kick. Time for Kelly’s “signature back flip.” Another yawn. Layla struggles as she’s thrown into Mattel’s corner. A tag to Tiffany from Kelly leads to a dropkick on a crawling Layla. The action spills to outside, Tiffany slams Layla’s face into barricade, and then sends her back into the ring. Tiffany scales the ropes, with Layla catching her with a kick to the shin. Tiffany spills to the mat. Layla’s a hellcat in the ring as she slams Tiffany’s head into the mat. Face smashes into the mat.
Layla tags in Michelle, fans get behind Tiffany. Knees to the back of Tiffany while Michelle gets her under the ropes. Michelle drags Tiffany around, then lands a cheap shot to Kelly. Tiffany’s dragged into LayCool’s corner, then Michelle tags in her bestie. Tiffany struggles and almost makes a tag, but Layla kicks Kelly’s hand out of the way. Michelle’s in for the aid, and grabs Tiffany back into their corner. Tag to Michelle. Tiffany is getting weak, easy pickings. Fans are getting behind her again. Really? Yawn once more. Tiffany almost gets another tag; this time puts JAWS mouth to work and screams for Kelly. Michelle laughs and holds her still before dragging her back into the corner of famous and flawless. Another tag to Layla. Layla with a dropkick to Tiffany’s back then goes for the pin, but Tiffany kicks out. Argh! Hairsnap to mat. Layla misses leg drop, bad move. JAWS makes the hot tag to Kelly. Numerous clotheslines to Layla, with an added cheap shot to Michelle for good measure. Irish whip reversed by Layla, Kelly comes back with sunset pin. Layla kicks out. Kelly with the x-factor. Layla kicks out again. Layla gets Kelly to the corner as they have a slap fest. Layla sends Kelly to the ropes with an Irish whip. Michelle grabs Kelly’s leg. Kelly dodges Layla’s blindside attack and rolls her up. Michelle tries to interfere, which leads to Tiffany entering the ring. Bad move! Ref tries to hold back Tiffany while Michelle takes advantage! Michelle connects with her big boot knocking Kelly flat on her back! Michelle slides out of the ring as Layla hooks the leg for the 1-2-3!!!
Quite honestly? I found this to be one of the most entertaining matches Michelle’s had in a while! There was a lot of storytelling going on, and while we root for the heels (because we’re naughty like that), Team Mattel held their own and made us believe it could have gone either way. I don’t know if it’s just a case of finally swallowing that rather large pill of “this is what we’ve got to deal with for now” (yeah, large pill and a mouthful) while Beth is injured, but… Team LayCool vs. Team Mattel is really heating up. It still pains me to wrap my mind around the idea of Kelly being the Women’s Champion (oh, did you just get a shiver down your spine, too?), but if it means Michelle and Layla are going to chase after that title, and with a vengeance, then I’m all for it. If or when Michelle finally gets her own DVD, I’d expect this match to be on her “best of” roster. For a tag team match, it really was one of her best!
♥ Screen Captures > WWE Superstars > 07.08.10
Another week, more LayCool! Matt Striker welcomed us to this week’s episode of NXT. Where’d that other girl go? They’re droppin’ like flies! Striker introduced all the Pros. LayCool come strutting out looking beautiful in black. Michelle’s pants looked like she had to paint them on. The girl can rock a pair of white jeans AND pull off liquid clothing. Is there no justice in the world?!
Matt brought up Titus coming in last place last week. He asks for Pro, Zack Ryder’s comments. He whined and complained, then directed his attention to LayCool.. or at least in their vicinity. They are Flawless, so we’re going to say he was looking at them. He asked if they voted Titus last. Uh, YEP! He’s not Flawless, sorry. In fact, they aired a “highlight reel” of sorts for Titus where the Pros gave their thoughts. He really wasn’t that memorable except for his Sea World sound effects. Michelle said, “He’s the one who comes out of the curtain and RAWRRR. He just…screams?” Or asks for another fish, who knows. He’s last week’s news anyway. More importantly, why aren’t we reminded about who came in as Number One? Oh, right, KAVAL!
The Rookies came out and Alex Riley got LayCool. New escorts? No. That wannabe jock stole their clipboard. WHO DOES THAT?! Of all the things to take from LayCool – their advice, their jewelry, their titles – he takes the clipboard?? Uhhh… and people wonder why jocks get called stupid so often. Put the weights down, Muscle Head. Then, to make matters worse, Alex verbally attacked Kaval. He says Kaval isn’t even tall enough to ride the bumper cars at Six Flags. Okay. Let’s recap. Kaval = #1. Alex Riley = #4. Yeah, you lose! Sit down, shut up and give the clipboard back, weirdo.
In a “Talk the Talk” Challenge, the Rookies had 10 seconds to think about their topic, and 30 seconds to talk about it. Kaval was given the topic of chicken. Ba-kaw! Chicken sounds aren’t as easy as a cow… or a cougar! Rawrrrr! Right, Kaval talked about being the smallest competitor, but having the biggest heart, and he is most definitely not a chicken. He said he can’t succeed without the WWE Universe and together, we’re going to ride to the end to become the winner of NXT. Golf clap from LayCool!
Percy ended up winning the challenge. His reward will be his own talk show next week on NXT! His guests must be LayCool! The three of them in the ring!? This is our chance for some more comedic gold! Percy can teach them his moves, they can show him how to Flawlessly perfect his.. well, everything. It’ll be good times!
But we’re still on this week’s show. Alex Riley and The Miz head to the ring. After a commercial break, Michelle’s music hits. The fact that Kaval comes out to Michelle’s music and wearing the pink LayCool shirt just goes to show what a good Rookie he is. Way to soak it up, Kaval! Miz pretty much dominated the entire match. At one point he threw Kaval out of the ring. LayCool jumped down from their perch on the ring apron to check on him. Alex Riley came over to do who knows what, but Michelle yelled at him. YEAH! Next time you steal her clipboard it’ll be clapping erasers after school for you, Mister! Let us not forget Michelle was a school teacher, therefore she has more power over Alex than he has her. Detention slips can still be made up! Kaval gets in a little offense, but Miz still managed to get the win. Awww. It’s okay, Kaval! LayCool helped him after the match, but eeeew! He’s all sweaty. After they wipe off their hands, they tell him he did good! Now go shower!
Two other videos of Pros talking Rookies aired – Eli Cottonwood and Husky Harris. Michelle said, “Even I have to look up to him,” about Eli. Layla commented, “He’s so tall!” which Michelle followed up with, “He’s so scary!” As for Husky? It looks like he has made a fan for himself out of Michelle McCool. What an honor! Michelle said, “Other than Kaval, I think Husky has the most potential.” “You do?” asked Layla, and pretty much everyone else. “I do! He impresses me.” Interesting.. Most of the Pros agreed with her. Husky seems to have the ‘it’ factor. He’s just a little chunky, and a big meanie.
So far Kaval only has one win under his pink shirt. At least he’s learned to smile a little more! He’s still impressive as well. Next week, we’re hoping we’ll get to see what the other Pros think of the current number one Rookie. Flawless? We think yes!
♠ WWE.Com > Digital Photos > NXT > July 06, 2010
♠ Screen Captures > NXT > 07.06.10
To find out what Michelle McCool will be getting herself into this Friday night, jump ahead to read the spoilers!
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To find out what Michelle McCool will be doing on SuperStars this Thursday, jump ahead!
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After nearly a month of not wrestling on WWE television, the First Lady of SmackDown made her in ring return tonight! Her opponent? None other than Smelly Kelly, accompanied by “Tonight’s Two Minute Match is Brought to You By the Letter T” Tiffany! Tiffany didn’t get to show off her letter making skills. I know, so sad. I don’t know how we’ll ever continue our lives without a weekly dose of Tiffany’s impression of alphabet soup. Oh, wait! All worries and stresses are gone once Michelle’s music hit the speakers! Thank you, Michelle and Layla!
The duo head to the ring and Layla has a can of what looks like air freshener or deodorant with her. Febreze, anyone? It looked like Michelle was heading into the ring for her match, but instead went charging for Tiffany. Not gonna lie, it’s pretty hilarious that Tiffany got her butt kicked about as much as Kelly did and she wasn’t even in the match! Maybe she should stay in the back so she doesn’t get hurt. In that skirt. Or her ripped up, Ellie Mae Clampett shirt! Maybe the rip happened when Michelle literally threw the girl into the barricade. Too bad Kelly had to ruin our fun because surely we would have seen Michelle drive her knee into Tiffany’s blonde noggin. There’s always next week!
The bell finally rings, but the smell is too atrocious! Michelle rolls back out of the ring while Layla tries to neutralize some of the stench. Meanwhile in the ring, Kelly looks twelve kinds of ticked off. Easy there, Smelly Kelly. Michelle eventually returns to the match and puts a beating on Kelly. Ahhh, much better! It’s been far too long since we’ve seen Michelle dish out a nice serving of McCruel Casserole. We hear it’s even better if you sprinkle the tears of her victims on it!
Anyway, Tiffany sneaks up on Layla and clotheslines her. She takes the can and it’s like “I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!” all over again! Michelle turns into Heidi Montag and goes absolutely bonkers. Okay maybe she was more upset that Tiffany dare mess with her bestie Layla, but ya gotta admit, that hissy fit was pretty funny. Don’t mess with a woman’s toiletries! While Michelle kicks Tiffany to the ground, Kelly comes up behind her and gets the win with a roll up. PFFFFFFFFFT! She knew it was a fluke because she quickly rolled out of the ring, retreating up the ramp with her pal. Michelle and Layla scream at them from the ring. Michelle had her shoulder up! So not fair and this is so not over! Todd Grisham makes a big deal out of it. He says LayCool are no longer famous are flawless. Ummm.. who are you again?? Hush your face. He says Kelly is definitely in the title picture. Says who?! Nobody announced this a number one contender’s match. Kelly doesn’t have a rematch clause to invoke. Again, hush your face. LayCool are and forever will be Beautiful, Famous and Flawless! Now that is REAL TALK!
As usual we find ourselves asking, now what? It seems like now that Beth is gone, so are the ten minute segments and matches. How long til Melina can return? Poor Jillian can only wrestle the Twins for so long, send her over! We need something! Tiffany can do all the posing and flexing she wants, it doesn’t make her a viable threat. Sorry, honey, but nobody’s scared of you. And Kelly? Well we’re starting to feel sorry for her. Oh, there is Rosa, but I’m not sure how jumping jacks backstage or jumping rope in the ring is going to get you anywhere. Maybe Serena will start wrestling now that she’s given in to the temptation of alcohol, and hopefully she’ll grow her hair out too. Oooh, LayCool can give her a make over! A wig worked for Molly Holly, and with LayCool helping her out, she’ll be Flawless in no time!
♠ Candids > Live Events > Wilkes-Barre, PA (June 2010)
♠ Screen Captures > SmackDown! > 07.02.10
♠ WWE.Com > Digital Photos > SmackDown! > July 02, 2010
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